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When I was little I thought that you couldn't have a baby until you got married then magically you would get pregnant when it was your turn. It took me years to figure out how my sister was at my mum and dad's wedding!!

becka
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when i was 6 my mum was pregnant, and for some strange reason i got the words 'pregnant' and 'spasticated' mixed up. When i went with my mum for a check up the receptionist said, so... what do we have here? and i said, my mums spasticated!!!!! in a really excited way because i was excited about my new brother/sister

by someone clever.....
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Girlfriends in elementary school told me that "moms make babies from things in their private parts". I had already discovered masterbation and so thought that babies came from my fingers and was worried for weeks that I could have a baby.

kelly
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I used to think that if you slept in the same bed as a memeber of the oppisite sex, you'd get pregnant

Samluver
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my friend is...how shall we say..not gifted in the intullectual department, she told me that in about 6th grade (i was in 7th grade at the time,now im in 8th)her little 2 year old cousin humped her leg and she thought she was going to get pregnant and stayed in her room all day thinking of how she was gonna tell her parents (and she was in 6th grade!)

anastacia beeverhousen
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When I was around 4 or 5, I was questioning my mother about babies. She told me that when you were pregnant, you had to watch what you ate because whatever the mother was eating, the baby inside was eating as well. Somehow I translated this to, you have to watch what you eat or else you will GET pregnant! And for what ever reason, I associated that with cheese. I thought that there was a microscopic baby lurking inside all of us, but that they liked cheese and would start to grow if you ate it. I was paranoid of eating dairy for months! My poor mother couldn't understand why every meal would start with me asking, "Is there cheese in that??!!"

Anon
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My mom told me that babies came from seeds so i thought that you went to a store and bought a package of baby seeds and then a woman swallowed one and became pregnant

Anon
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I used to think women became pregnant by making out with a guy and the gender of the baby was determined by who kissed more.

Allison
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Up until I was about 7, I thought that you got pregnant by praying, and then drinking a glass of water. Rediculous!

Becky
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I used to belive that if a girl masterbated too much or too often she would get pregnant

4evaAimee
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once, when i was 6, i had to go to the bathroom at a fast food place and the girls bathroom was out of order...so i went into the guys bathroom and went into the stall and sat on the toilet seat...i went out to where my mom was and she was like "did u sit on the toilet seat" and i said "ya" and she said "omg, ur going to get pregnant now!" and i started crying and i said "i dont wanna go through the pain" and she started laughing and then i said "i'll give it to Kathy" and Kathy is my godmom and shes sterile

Jenny
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When I was little i used to think that a girl/woman would get pregnant when she yawned. I thought a bird would drop a sead down and the girl would swallow it and get preganant. I was so scared to yawn when there was a bird around.

Anon
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When I was little, I knew that babies came from the moms stomach, but I didn't know how they got there. I thought that babies used to be stars and then the stars went into the stomach. I thought of the stereo-typical 5 pointed star and thought that it must hurt going into the moms stomach, and wondered why it didn't cut her stomach open.

Caroline
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i used to believe when i was little that women would just get pregnant out of no where.

Anon
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When i was little i asked my mum how you get pregnant. SHe didnt want to tell me so she sed it just happens at the right time, for ages i was scared that i was suddenly going to get pregnant! i was so scared!

Anon
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when i was five or six, I used to believe that women got pregnant when they drank slim fast (I have no idea why)... I remember that my mom let me have a taste of it once and I was convinced that I was pregnant. I would stick my belly out as far as I could and see if anyone noticed that I was "expecting"

kellybelly
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i used to beleive u could get pregnant by eating sum1s elses cheming gum!

im_thick
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I used to believe that when little girls were born, they were born with a small baby already in their stomach. I thought that as the little girl grew, the baby grew. Therefore, I always ate a little extra sometimes, because I thought I had to feed the baby to make it grow so that when I was supposed to, I would have the baby!

Stephanie
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I used to believe that people just got randomly pregnant. I was always afraid that one day I would get pregnant, and I was only 7!

Lyn
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i used to belive that a woman could get pregnant from simply sleeping in the same bed.

kathleen
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