getting pregnant

I thought that if you laid beside someone you loved ("slept with them") then you could get pregnant. Their love vibes would somehow float over and impregnate you.

Lisa T.

this conversation happened between me and my mate when we were 7:
MATE: Do you know why in English movies (these also referred to American and Europeans) when they have sex, woman always on top?
ME: No, why?
MATE: To prevent pregnancy. She will get pregnant if she's under.

He is lucky caused when i realized that's wrong after learning about protection stuffs in science class, he already moved to another state. If not I will kick his ass.

Aswad

When I was about 5, I remember asking my dads how I was concieved. They told me that one of their spermies (which one will never be known) was planted into my surogate's tummy by a doctor. So I then proceded to tell all my friends that a babies came from special doctors who choose your mommy for you, then plant your daddie's spermies in her tummy.

Sovannah

I used to believe that you got pregnant by drinking the man's wee wee!! Yeuck! I was never having a baby!!

A

when i was 5 or 6 i used to think that if you ate an apple seed you could pregnant.

Laura

I always used to wonder why women said they were "trying" to get pregnent. I thought that babies just appeared in the women's stomach (I didn't understand the concept of a womb either)if she hoped hard enough, and the women only knew when their bellies began getting big. I believed this even after I learned about sex!

Raine

I used to think that you had to have sex to have a boy but you would just get pregnant with a girl when you reached a certain age.

I was a stupid kid

When I was very young (about 5) I saw some commercial for AIDS or teen pregnancy and the commercial ended with something like "Make sure you know what your kids are thinking about sex.." And from then on i tried to never thing about sex or pregnant people because I thought if you thought about it you would become pregnant.

Valerie

When my sister was pregnant with her second, her son asked if the baby got in her tummy through her foot. When she gave him a short discription of how the baby got out. He said can I see the hole. He was dissapointed when the answer was no.

Heather

I used to believe that if a guy decided that he wanted you pregnant then he would shove his finger in your mouth and that you would get pregnant....Don't ask me where that came from...I also thought that if a guy touched your breasts you would get pregnant then too....

Unusual Mind

When I was little (about 7) I believed that sex was giving someone CPR, or breathing into someone elses mouth. I thought everytime this happened the girl got pregnant. So one night I couldn't sleep and I crawled in bed with my dad, well he was breathing through his mouth and it got in my mouth. I thought now that I was going to have a baby. About a year later I got "the talk" from my mom and realized a few things.

Lindsay

i used to think that God used to have huge tree in heaven which has lots of holes in it and in each one of them there would be a baby and that parents chose us through dreams,and then god put them in the mothers stomach.And all the babies invariably looked like me in my baby pictures!!

shilpa!!

I used to believe that women caught The Pregnancy like it was the cold. Even to this day, when a dear friend of mine's mother got pregnant, I remember telling her that I hoped she felt better soon.

Mark

I used to believe that there was a hard way and an easy way to have a baby the easy way was to just wait to have a baby and the hard way was to have sex.I also used to believe that you could choose if you wanted to have a girl or a boy.

Anon

When I was about 7 I read a book about your body and it said the seed comes out of the dads body..blah blah so I thought if 2 people the love each toch tummies for a while the mom would get pregnant

Aoife

Before I knew how sex worked (I was in 4th grade, and in my area sex ed starts in 5th grade), I thought that you could only have babies when you're married. My friend (who's parents told him about sex) also said that, and I thought it was weird! How can whatever makes babies know if you are married? Then I thought of something having to do with the wedding ring putting pressure on your finger. My friend used terms like "egg" and "sperm" and I had no idea what they meant!

It wasn't until I heard them used to define sex when I understood!

Anon

when i was little my mom told me that to get pregnant you had to eat watermelon seeds and they grew into babies. for a couple years i would tear the watermelon apart to get out all of the seeds.

Anon

I used to think that gay guys could get pregnant. My step uncle was gay and he had a girl. i thought that his bf had gotten pregnant by him and hid the girl for a while until she was 4. One day i asked him where the baby came out of a guy. He told my mom about it and they explained. Wow did I feel dumb...I still get teased.

xXNymphetamineXx

I used to believe that all girls had seeds inside their belly buttons, and when they wanted to get pregnant, they would ask a doctor to release some of the seeds so that they could have kids.

Rachel

I used to think the inauguration was when some one had sex to have their child.

Anonymous