getting pregnant

i used to think that babies were made by rubbing your bellybuttons together

Anon

I used to beleive that if you got married getting pregnant was just a random event. I was so scared of boys!

me

My sister told me that for a person to have a baby that the male had to pee in your mouth. I was so freaked out that I said I would never have kids

Heather

On TV movies the man always lays on top of the woman and I thought that babies were made by that pressure. I knew nothing of penetration!

Anon

I used to think you could get pregnant just by looking at a penis.

Anon

My mom used to tell us that all she had to do to get pregnant was to be in the same room as my dad. Naturally, I assumed for several years that being in a room with a guy was how you got pregnant, after getting your period of course.

Niki

I learned in sex ed that trace amounts of sperm were present in a mans urine. My dad never flushed the toilet after peeing, and you know how when you pee really hard a little of it 'spalshes up'. I though that one of these days I would accidentally end up pregnant with my dads baby and have a freakish three eyed, one armed, mentally handicapped baby. So I always flushed before using the toilet, just in case. And I peed very slowly, so as not to splash.

Accidental Incest

I used to believe that I could get pregnant by sitting touching a male or sitting somewhere a male sat. I believed that until I was thirteen.

Anon

When I was little, for a long time I thought that when two people got married, the woman would become pregnant simply by magic. I also thought that that people gave birth through something like a C section, and that somehow the amount of times someone magically becomes pregnant depends on race. Not quite sure how I came to that conclusion...

Anon

i used to think that:
1. women became pregnant if they loved their husband enough
2. babies developed in the stomach
3. babies came out the pee hole

Anon

I used to believe that moms get pregnant just by praying to God..

When i was 3 i asked my mom how she got pregnant.. She told me she just prayed everyday so that God will give her a baby boy..Thinking it was true, the stupid me wanted to have a baby of my own (at the age of 3!hahaha)..in the end, i kept on praying secretly everyday, even kneeling down to the floor! months passed and i kept on checking my tummy--still flat..so i ended giving up and told myself my mom was a liar..

just laughing at this good ol memory everytime i would have my anatomy class..never thought having babies could be so exciting and complicated..hehehe..sigh* (",)

piNkBLuSh

Even though my mom told me how babies were made when I was little, she didn't give me enough info. I thought that people never actually have sex to have a baby. They just sleep and the sperm travel from the guy's body, traverse the bedsheets, and gets inside the woman's body by some kind of magical process.
Needless to say, I was very traumatized when I found out that you needed to do to get pregnant...

Tee

One time when i was 4, i asked my mom how babies were made, she said it usually happenes when you get married, then my friend Jacob (which to this day, i am still good friends with) said he never wanted to get married, and i thought he meant he never wanted to have a kid.

:p

I used to believe babies came from a seed and an egg

Anon

i used to believe you could get pregnant from swimming with boys.

Anon

I used to believe that women could only get pregnant once they were married and it just sort of happened

Anon

When I was young I used to brlieve that woman gets pregnant by drinking the sperm and than it stops in the stomach and so the baby comes from there.

Viktor

I used to believe that the only way you would get pregnant is if you prayed to God enough.

Chad

when i was younger some girl told me people got pregnant by someone spitting into into the girls mouth...ewww.i always believed that to..up untill a sex class we had

julie

For parents to have kids they would have to kiss at weddings. I f they didnt kiss they could never have kids. I believed this until I watched one of my moms movies and saw somone having sex. She told me half of it.

Braden Showers