getting pregnant

When I was 8, I asked my mom how did a baby get inside her stomach, she told me daddy gave her some sunflower seeds and it grew into a baby, ever since then, until I was 12, I was so afraid of sunflower seeds, I didn't want a baby in my stomach!

Gina

I used to believe god decided when you had a baby.That's what my mum always told me.I thought god would give me 20 babies and I was scared to get married.

Beware of the TOP BUNK

Until I was eight I thought the man's toes held "the baby" seed and the woman had to suck on the toes to get the "baby seed" out in her. I thought, to get twins the woman would have to such on two toes at the same time and the size of the toe determained how big the baby would be. Everything seemed very logical to me because mo grandmother had ten kids. When one of my aunts had twin I asked her in the hospital "Aunt Cindy, Is sucking on two toes very hard and gross to do?" after I explained what I meant everyone had a good laugh and I had a loooooong chat with my mother afterwards.

Toe-Sucker

when i was little i thought a girl got pregnant by getting married and wishing for a baby on a shooting star. i was very confused when my sister got pregnant before getting married and asked her, "do stars still listen to you before your married?" she just laughed at me.

Brooke

When i was small i asked my mom how you get pregnant and she said if you just thought of having a baby you can have a baby. Then after that, everyday I was scared for a long time that if I thought of a baby I might get pregnant and the fact that I was thinking of that meant that I was thinking of babies and god or w.e might get the wrong idea and think that i wanted a baby so id become pregnant. I thought about this everyday for a long time
I was terrified

BBolt

It's kind of sad, but at the age of 16, my best friend thought that the day after you had sex, you'd know that you were pregnant because you got morning sickness. I had spend hours - literally - explaining that the morning after the egg is probably newly fertilized and not even emplanted in the Uteran wall. She thought for sure the day after sex you'd have a baby in there.

sassy frassy lassy

When I was little, I thought that you could buy babies at the store.

So when i asked my mom if I could have a little brother for christmas, she told me I'd have to wait awhile, and i asked her why she couldn't just go to the store to buy a baby.

Lola

When I first learned about the birds and the bees, I thought that you only had to have sex once and then you would have unlimited babies. I was way grossed out when I found out you had to "do it" each time.

Sarah

When I was but a youngster, I thought that babies spontaneously appeared a little while after a couple got married. After my aunt and uncle got married and didn't have a baby for a pretty long while, I got suspicious....

Sealflavoredgoop

When I was little I used to believe that if you slept in the same bed with a boy than you automatically got pregnant. I was 5 and I slept over my best friends house who was a boy and we both slept on the couch. The next day I went home crying and told my older sister that I was pregnant.

Sarah

When i was little and was told what abortion was i thought that a doctor would stick a sword up the woman's vagina to kill the baby.

Colleen

When I was little I thought that (if you were a girl) you were always pregnant it just took years to develop, and when you got married you finally started to show of being pregnant.

Sarah

In sixth grade I believed that women got pregnant when a man peed inside a woman. It all made sense because people called sex "dirty."

showerman

When I was around 6 I use to believe you got pregnant for no reason and that it could happen at any age. Every day I would pray to god I would not pregnant!

Kenziemac

When I was small I used to believe that the man impregnated the woman by peeing into her vagina.

Rick

I used to believe that people just got randomly pregnant. I was always afraid that one day I would get pregnant, and I was only 7!

Lyn

I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

Vanessa

I used to believe that girls got pregnant when guys pee on them after they have sex... I saw it on a porn vid and yeah...I was sure wrong.

Zen

my sis told me that my dad had a baby and for awhile after i thought my dad really did have baby and that any man can have a baby.....

mizkat

i believed in the stork until one night, i was seven years old, i woke up and heard this thump, thump, thump and a moan. i ran downstairs to see what it was and saw mommy and daddy "wrestling" without their PJs and nine months later i had a baby sister.

Jimmy Anonomus