getting pregnant

when i was younger i believed that two married people couldn't help if they got pregnant or not. which should have been utterly confusing as my dad and my brothers mom were never married. i distinctivly remember reading a girl scouts HELP book, were they were suggesting asking your parents if you wanted a sibling (wanting a sibling was beyond my comprehension) and feeling so superior that i knew that people didnt have a choice.

so very pround of my misinformation

When I was about 6 or 7 I used to think that you just GOT pregnant. One of our neighbors was pregnant at the time and I remember asking her if she hoped to have another baby after this one was born. I remember her telling me that they (she and hubby) were not going to have anymore and I was thinking to myself, well , how do you know!

Shay

When I was around 7 or 8 years old I used to believe that you could get pregnant by accidentally touching bums when you bumped into someone, even fully clothed. I accidentally bumped into my dad one time when my family was in the city shopping for groceries or school supplies or something and I started crying hysterically because I thought I would get pregnant. Yeah, that was stupid. I laugh about it now.

Anonymous

When I found out about sex and pregnancy, I could never get myself to believe that my parents could have done such a sickening thing. I had seen my mom visit the hospital a lot of times before my sister was born so I decided that my mom had got injected with my dad's sperm to get pregnant! See, there was a better way of doing things rather than having disgusting sex!!

Taby

I used to believe women became pregnant when a man kissed her nipples.

Steph B.

I was in Catholic school fourth grade in 1963, and most kids didn't know much about sex then. The nuns told us that you can not have a baby unless you were married. I asked my mom why that was, and she replied "That's the way God wants it!" So for some time, I believed that a person had to be married in order to get pregnant, even though I wasn't quite sure how babies were made.

Goldie

that a baby was a tiny plant that was inside every girl from when they were babies and as each girl grew it just got bigger and bigger until itt became a full size baby and popped (without any pain) out when you were exactly 21. I told my brother when I was six and he was ten and he said "you stupid cow".

Spacegirl

I used to not know that sex existed, and that you just randomly became pregnant after marraige.

And then when I found out about sex, I thought you became pregnant and THEN had sex, in order for the baby to be born with suscess.

Coincidentally, I also thought that the honeymoon was just a place you go to hang out in order to celebrate! Boy was that dumb. ]_[

The Wicked Witch of the Northeast.

I used to believe that to check if a woman was pregante, when she peed, it would be blue...i kinda got mixed up with the blue stick, and blue pee. lol

Rebecca

when I was really really young I accidently stumbled across some porn on TV playing with our new sattelite dish. I knew it was sex, and that sex made you pregnant. So for the next couple of weeks I'd stare at my belly in the mirror wondering if I was pregnant. I gave myself until my birthday in September and that if I hadn't grown a belly by then that I must not be pregnant. phew.

Alexis

i used to believe that when you want to have a baby you have to eat a lot of food you dont like and if you dont want to have a baby you have to have a seat belt on!

Anon

i thought when I was 7 you get pregnant by sleeping with each other in bed....naked... but now i know what u really have to do u have to have sex..
i wish i did't know about it...

sexi_stupid_gurl

When I was a child I was told by my mother babies happened when someone swallowed a watermelon seed...

...well, at the age of four, we had watermelon, and one can reasonably guess what happened. I was literally wailing and crying because I was convinced I was going to become pregnant >_<

Anon

I used 2 think that if u stood in a river and tad poles touched your legs u would get pregnant

Lizzay!!!!!!

When I was 6 or 7, my friends told me that you could get pregnant just by eating pistachio nuts. Boy was I surprised when my mom told me how babies were REALLY made......

Anon

The minimum requirement for a woman to get pregnant is for her to know that a guy likes her and she must like him the same way too. When the feelings between the two of them are intensified enough, she'll get pregnant. There's no need for bodily contact.

MDC

When I was little, I knew that babies came from the moms stomach, but I didn't know how they got there. I thought that babies used to be stars and then the stars went into the stomach. I thought of the stereo-typical 5 pointed star and thought that it must hurt going into the moms stomach, and wondered why it didn't cut her stomach open.

Caroline

I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant

oiman

When I was 12 I use to believe that the sencond coming of christ would be through me and that I would be the next virgin mother. I checked my stomach for months for signs of growth...i think it was because of that movie

Anon

When i was younger about(12) i seen a porno film on t.v and the mans penis was in the womans mouth, and she was sucking it! I then thought that this was what a woman had to do to get pregnant. I belived this for a few years untill i found out that was just for pleasure and the man had to place his penis in the womans vagina for her to get pregnant!!

all mouth no brain!!