giving birth

I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

Anon

When my mother was expecting my brother, I was confused when she packed baby clothes into her hospital suitcase. She said they were to bring the baby home in them. I asked her why she didn't bring him home in the clothes he was born in.

Suznan\

As a young boy, I had a "vague" concept of the female anatomy, but I knew that babies had to come out somewhere. I originally guessed this was in the chest area, but after I learned after bikinis, rib cages, and where it actually is, I corrected myself. This frequently made me wonder what the big deal was with female legs since I thought "But there's nothing down there!"

Anonymous

i used to believe that babies pop out from the belly button

fury

my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))

Walid

I used to think babies came out of a woman's bellybutton.

Anon

i used to think that when a child was born, it would be shot out of the vigina, and bouce around the room and into the mother's arms.

Anon

I used to believe that babies come out of their moms' mouths!!!

Sara

i used to believe babie were born threw a womans belly button

Anon

i used to believe that if the baby came out feet first it was gon be ugly

Mari

I used to beleive that I could have A baby from my poopoo hole, and one day when I was making poopoo I told my mother "mommy when I grow up I am going to have my baby very fast"

Anon

I used to believe that baby's came out of belly bottons. I imagined when a woman became pregnant her belly botton would be made of metal and it would open like a fancy door in space movies.

Marah

I used to believe that when a baby is born it starts out in the head goes in to the stomach and would plop out of the vagina boy was I wrong.

anon

I used to believe that babies came out of your butt so I thought that pregnant women couldnt poopie or the babie would come out!

Alex

When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.

Molly

I am the oldest of three girls; my mother had all of us via c-section. It wasn't until sitting in my 7th grade health class seeing a LIVE birth during sexual education that I realized that not all babies are born through surgery!

Anon

I used to believe that woman gave birth through their bottoms and if they forced a poo too hard while pregnant they might accidentally give birth in the toilet and unknowingly lose their baby.

Anon

i used to think that babies were born with their diapers on i was mortified when my brother told me i was naked when i was born..... dont ask -_-

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