giving birth

My brother believes that in order to give birth, her leg has to be lifted into the air then pushed back behind her head. The baby then pops right out.

Anon

I used to believe that babies would come out of women's behinds - it seemed far more suitable for that purpose than the the hole they use for peeing.

It wasn't until 5th grade that I learned the truth.

Baumi

i used to think babies came outta your butt and the baby might fall into the toilet while u were doing your buisness...

erin

When I was little, I thought you had to sign a form to have a baby delivered. I thought that babies were really carried to the mum's by a bird, that the mum pressed her belly button when the baby was ready.

Me

I used to believe that all births were C-section and all mid-wives had the expertise to perform a C-section.
Also believed that women gave birth to boys while men gave birth to girls.(Balance in nature) Weird ??

Anon

I was born by C-Section, and I had always known how that worked, so assumed that all babies were born by C-Section. When I was 5, my friend's little sister was born (vaginally) I wanted to go and watch so I could watch because I wanted to see her mom's insides.

Joanna

When i was young . I used to think that your mum had to chop her leg off, have her baby and stitch her leg back on!!

Anon

i used to believe that when you gave birth, the baby would come out of your anal hole!!! eeeeeeeeuw!

not existing

When I was born my mother had to have a c-section. For years I didn't know what c-section was. I remember one day I saw her scar on her stomach. I thought the only way for the baby to come out was the doctor had to cut the mommy's stomach open and take the baby out.

Sarah

my m8 used 2 believe that he came out of his moms belly button wen he was born. lol

blonde in the mind

When I was three years old my mom was pregnant. The doctor and everyone thought the baby was going to be a boy. But my mom gave birth to a girl. When I heard that I said "Well, it can still be a boy."

Anon

This ones for my little sister. util abut her late 20's she belived that labor day is when everyone went in to lobour

Anon

I used to believe when ppl had babies and died in labor they thought their kid was ugly and didnt want to be seen with it so they died.

Alyssa and Emily Albercht

When I was little I used to believe that when a lady was ready to have her baby that it came out of her mouth! Then I thought, well hey, it must have been easy for my mom because she has a big mouth!

WHO CARES?

I used to believe that women gave birth to girls and Men gave birth to boys

Rob

I used to beleive that when a woman had a baby, it came out of hear anus and a man could have babies too. Pretty disgusting really.

Rob

I was three at the time my sister was born and therefore years later my mother's pregnancy became quite fuzzy to me. In the third grade my teacher started talking about how sometimes doctors have to cut open a mommy's stomach to get the baby out. This combined with distant memories of my mother being in a room with jelly on her stomach (like when you get an ultrasound), I believed that they cut my baby sister out of my mother's stomach and rubbed magic jelly on her so it would heal without stitches...

Shannon Newsome