giving birth

since my niece knows that women have babies in hospitals, she believes that they go there stand on line and wait to pick out their babies

like jeans

My grandma has has a lot of children, and a lot of scars. When I first saw her stomach when I was at the age of 5-7, its when I first believed that there HAD to be another way than that old stork story. So then I believed that to have a baby, you would kiss, be pregnant, and then go to the hospital. Then you would have to get your stomach cut open. I believed it wouldnt hurt. After than, they opened it up like a door, and took the baby out. I thought it would look like a hot water bottle-one of those things you put on your stomach when you have a stomach ache- So after getting the baby water bottle out, you had to sit on it, and eventually it would hatch and turn into a baby!

Kat

I used to belive that when a woman is giving birth, the baby goes out through the belly button.

Kate

I used to believe that when the baby was ready to come u just have to pee and the baby would come out.

Anon

when i was about 4, i thought women give birth to girls while men give birth to boys.

ha ha

I used to believe that babies came out of your nose

bethany Balwdin

i always thought that if a woman was pregnat the doctor would cut open there stomach and sew it together and i vowed to myself that i would NEVER get pregnat

oppsie doodles

I used to beleive that the mommy and daddy got to choose wheather their baby was a girl or a boy when the baby was born. I thought when the baby was born that the cord thingy atached to the belly button was like a penis and if the baby was a girl then the doctors cut off the cord thingy and if it was a boy the they cut the cord thingy off then sewed it back where the penis is supposed to really be.

Sammy Sosa (nickname girl)

my little brother is 7 and he still thinks that baby's come out of the mommies belly button! so he lays on his back and tells me to pull the baby out of his belly button! he even makes noises as if a woman would? he's watched way to many movies!!

kimberly

i used to believe that when a woman gets shot in the stomach, and she goes to hospital, she gives birth to a baby.

and this belief was strengtened by the fact that one of our neighbour gave birth to a baby in times of racial riots in our area.........

zaigham faraz siddiqui

i always thought babies came from the ass my mum told me that when i was like 10 and i found out at primary school a year on!!!

nice ass fella

For the longest time, I didn't know about labor. I just thought women decided they were ready for the baby to be born, went to the hospital, laid down, and POP! If only it was that easy!

Anon

when i was young i used to think babies just poped out like a little pistle and the doctor caught it

Anon

I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.

Tasha K

When I was younger, I asked my mother where the baby came out. She obviously didn't want to get too graphical and said from the same place you pee from.
I had never thought of questioning this. Then one day I went bright red when my friends told me the truth!
how could I have been so dumb?

Thanks mum!

My mother told me that babies were born from a 'special place' on a woman's body, however she omitted to tell me where this 'special place' was. For some reason I didn't need to ask, because I assumed (for some obscure reason)that it was in the middle of her back.

Michael (Australia)

I used to think that people who got married had babies automaticly, unless they had a medical disorder

Angela

I don't know why, but when I was in kindergarten, I adopted the belief that when you had a baby, you simply pulled it out from under your shirt. So when me and my friends would play "house", and one of us would be the "mother", to have the baby, we'd stick a doll under our shirts, and when it was born we'd pull it out..

Mikaella

I used to think, that to give birth, the doctor pressed the mum's bellybutton and the baby just popped out!

If only it was that easy!

Julez