giving birth

I used to believe that the reason you had to stay in your bed when you were near giving birth was that if you went to the bathroom the baby would fall out of your butt into the toilet and would have to be fished out.

db

when my auntie was pregnant with twins i thought that because there was two of them, one was gonna come out my aunties belly button, and the ohter out her bum!!!

meeeeeeeeL!

Two beliefs:

1) I had just come from eardrum surgery to restore my hearing a few days earlier. My little sister was born, and I went in to see her. When my dad took a Polaroid photo, she got freaked out by the sound of the shutter, looked directly at me, and started scream-crying at the top of her lungs. It was so painful to me that I begged, "Take her back!" to the nurses, which I thought they could do. I wish they would have, now that I think about it.

2) I used to have an imaginary baby that I played with and pretended to be its mom. When my male cousins made fun of me, I said that if they weren't nice to her I would put her back inside me and she'd go away forever. Yikes!!!

Michelle

I used to believe that when you give birth to a baby, the doctors would remove your entire stomach and after taking the baby out, sow it in place again.

Just Me

I used to really like bees (untill they started to sting me) When I asked what happened when people had sex my mom said the woman would have a baby I automatically thought it was a bee that lived by the bay.

Confused Bee Lover

When I got more information of where babies came from, I used to think they’d come out of the mother’s stomach. I was terrified to ever have a baby, since I thought the baby blaster out the mother’s stomach and left a hole, the bellybutton. OUCH!

Rebecca Sears

I used to believe that people got pregnant by kissing too much, and men had boys and woman had girls out of their mouths :)

Sarah

When I was little I thought that women had to get a Cesarian section to deliver the baby.

Patrick

i used to think that when u were pregnant and had a baby it came out of ur butt.

Jackie

When I was young, I believed that while a woman was giving birth, if she and her husband french kissed while she was pushing, the baby would come out faster.

Catherine

when i was little i thought the mom pooped out the baby

wirelessmofo

I guess my parents were to shy or thought I was to young to know where babies really came from. So up until grade 5 I believed babies came out of your bum :S how embarassing!

Melissa

I used to think that babies were born with clothes and maybe a little play toy

Shauna

When my mom gave birth to me, she had a c section, so i thought all baby's had to come out that way!

Rachel

When I was younger, I always thought that a baby came out with their own individual blanket...I finally learned the truth at about 8 years old

melissa

i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button

cortni

when i was about 5, i thought when the baby comes out, it comes out of your mouth

Anon