giving birth

i used to think when a woman had a baby the man would stick his penis in and the baby would grab on while the man pulls it out

kram notlwonk

i used 2 believe that babies came out of your belly button and when you kissed a boy you had a baby

amber chacon

I 'used' to believe that LABOR DAY was when all the pregnant women had their 'labor' pains. lol

melissa in san diego

I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's mouth...like, i thought that the mother just vomitted up a baby one day when the baby got so big that it couldn't fit in her belly anymore. i remember being little & thinking, "well, how ELSE do they get out of there?"

Daile

I used to believe that babies were born through the lower back in the lumbar region - just above the ass!

gotoneros

My fiancees Mum was mortified when she was pregnant with him and took his older brother shopping - he announced to a crowded shop that his new brother or sister would be coming out of his mummy's magic hole soon = he was referring to her bellybutton!

S

when i was younger, that babies were born by tearing their way out of the mother's stomach, and everytime my mom was pregnant i always tried to find the scar and there was nothing, it confused me for years.

travis

I think I was about 5 when I asked my mom where babies came from. She promptly told me that babies come from a woman's birth canal. For some reason, at this point in my childhood, that answer sufficed and I did not ask her anymore questions. But for years after I thought that the birth canal was in a woman's arm and that IVs where used somewhere in the process of getting pregnant and/or giving birth.

Anon

I once asked my Mom where babies came from and since she wasn't ready to explain female anatomy to me yet, she told me they came out of the woman's butt. I'm still scarred by that idea to this day.

brad

when i was little i thought that when a lady gave birth she had the baby thorugh her belly button!

Phragm(uk)

When I was little I used to think that babies came out of the bum hole.
lol what did I know

Dee

I used to believe that babies came through the mouth of mommies.

Patricia

I don't remember where I thought babies came from, but I have distinct memories of when I was about 5 and some kids in nursery school were playing with dolls, pretending the doll was havin a baby and they were doctors. They apparently thought all babies were born by caesarian section - one of the boys pretended to sew the doll up and another kid said "James, you forgot to take the baby out!"

Rachel

I used to believe that babies came out of the girls belly button. I also believed that babies were made when a man and women were old enough and in the same room together the women would just mysteriously become pregnant.

Anon

My Mum told me that baby's came out "between your legs". I had this vision of half the baby coming out of the right leg and the other half out of the left leg. I couldn't quite figure out how that happened. Then a friend's Mum told me baby's came out of your bum and I was so annoyed at my Mum for lying to me!!

Maria

When I was a child I always wondered how babies got out of their pregnant mothers stomachs. So one day I asked my mother and grandmother, who happened to both be in the kitchen at the same time. Now Grandma, being very chaste, tried to change the subject, but my mother began to explain how babies came out "Down There". My grandmother piped up "but not the dirty part". Now for the life of me, I could not believe them, I thought to my self "there's no darn way a baby can get out of there, it's just too small." So I figured that the woman must just vomit it out of her mouth. But to me that didnt' sound right either. So until I was thirteen and my older and much wiser cousins told me ALL about the birth process...I was adamant that babies popped out of your navel and then the whole just closed up again, until the next time it was needed. Boy was I dumb!

Irishqueen

My mates used to think, being males, that babies came from a Women's arsehole, and not here vagina.

contrary to their belief, when they discovered that a women indeed had a vagina and that was where the children came from, they were very shocked.

I personally cant imagine a child pushing its way out of anyones arse, Can you?

Il Fuce