giving birth

When i was child, I had thought that babies came out of the anus, I don't quite know why, but I would get into arguments at school with the 4th graders, it was amazing though that the other children knew they came from a vagina. My parents never explained, as a result, I caused other children to believe that thier parents were liers, and babies came from the anus.

Pooty Pooty Applewater

When I was little 5,6,7ish I knew that babies were in the mother's stomach....
I didn't know how they came out. So I figured they put you to sleep(anethesia)then cut open your stomach took the baby out and sewed it back together. Then later I asked my mom: do they out you to sleep when the baby comes out?
She said "no" I WAS SO SCARED THAT they would cut open girl's stomachs just to get the baby out.... I am so glad my great aunt got me a visual dictonary a year or two later ;)!!!

Enchanted_Idiot434

When I was around 5 years old and learned that babies come from mothers, I wondered from where the baby pops out. I figured that is came out of the ass, because there is no way a baby could fit through the vagina!

Giordano

I'm sure I'm not the only one but when I was little I believed that mothers gave birth to girls and fathers gave birth to boys.

Laura

A very obvious one, I used to believe that when pregnant women, like my mother at the time (I was three), had their babies, they had to push their belly button and then the baby would come out. I am now 16 and my mother is pregnant again, thankfully I no longer believe this.

Anon

Before i even knew about the three-hole-system, i used to think that a mother would give birth to her child through her butt-hole. because of this, i thought you couldnt poop while you were pregnant and you would have to hold your poo until you had your baby. i didnt want to become pregnant because of this.

I never wanna have kids

i used to believe that when a girl was pregnant, if she went to take a poop, the baby would fall in the toilet.

scotty

I used to believe that birth and labour happened in a matter of minutes, up to ten. Not that it took hours and hours. I didn’t think it was painful, just a little stressful and that the shots were taken every day to calm you down.

Anon

I used to believe that the babys born in the back part of your body and not in the reproductive system.

Anon

My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.

Anon

I used to believe that babies came from the mother's belly button. This when I was 17 yet. Got it from "King's Row," a book by Henry Bellaman in which the kid characters talked about where babies came from. And I believed it!

Thomas P. Ramirez

Until I was 10 I believed that all babies were born by Caeserean section. My neighbor's mom told me otherwise and I was mortified! I ran home to tell my mother this disgusting story, which she, to my horror, confirmed - I had actually come out of her vagina, ewwwww!

Anon

When i was between the age of 3-7 i used to bleave that babies came out of your belly button

anon

I used to believe that babies came out of the girls belly button. I also believed that babies were made when a man and women were old enough and in the same room together the women would just mysteriously become pregnant.

Anon

i used to think when a woman had a baby the man would stick his penis in and the baby would grab on while the man pulls it out

kram notlwonk

when i was little i thought the baby came out of the lady's belly button.

ashleyy

I used to think that natural baby birth meant that the baby came out of the mother's belly button, and a "c-section" meant that they had to cut open the mommy's tummy to get the baby out [at least I had half of it right]! At one point when I was younger, I actually asked my best friend's mother if my friend had come out of her belly button or if they had to do a c-section.

Anon

I used to think that when I had a stomach ache, i was going to give birth. I would sit on the toilet and hoping the baby would be a boy. Sadly, all I got was a brown poop.

Lisa

i used to think that i was born in a glass bottle !!

Esther

When i was little i used to think a woman's tummy would deflate like a balloon when the baby was taken out.

Shannon