giving birth

when i was 6 yrs old my mom was pregnant with my little brother and we were eating dinner one night and when she started to eat some of her vegetables and she stood up and was all wet so my dad took her to the hospital but only being 6 i thought she peed on her self from eating the vegetables so for a long time i wouldnt eat my veggies cause i thought i was going to pee on my self

veggie tales

I used to believe that when a woman gave birth, the doctor had to cut the belly open and get the baby out, and then sew it back up. Then they had to cut it open again to make sure the mother had enough milk.

Oh dear

Until the age of ten or eleven I believed that a baby came out of a woman's butt. I was so disgusted and I wondered if when I could have a baby, it would be covered in poo.

Teresa

babies were born from dragon eggs.

Justin

That babies come out of their mom's belly buttons.

Aria

i use to belive whan a lady gave birth it came from her belly button.

sarah

Until I was 10, I thought that we were all born from a giant Gardevoir. I played way too much Pokémon.

Minnie

Don't Laugh Guys But I Used To Believe Mommy Layed An Egg And Then I Was Born

KellGirl

I thought babies came out of your navel when they were ready to be born. (Probably would have been more comfortable!)

Also, my 4 older sisters had me convinced that everytime a girl had intercourse they got pregnant.

Koye

I used to believe that babies were born through a hole in the mother's belly button. Eventually I found out the truth and got on with the harsh reality of being 29.

Gary

When I was three years old my mom was pregnant. The doctor and everyone thought the baby was going to be a boy. But my mom gave birth to a girl. When I heard that I said "Well, it can still be a boy."

Anon

Up untill i did sex education at school (year 7 so i wos like 10) i used to think that when women gave birth the baby came out of their bums.

I remember thinkin that some women mite push to hard wen excreting and a baby would pop out and get flushed down the toilet

Chris

I used to believe babies came out of your anus. It was just unfathomable to me that your vagina could stretch that much.

Sarita

i used to believe that parents pooped out babies in the toilet.

nicole

When I was a little kid, I used to believe that women gave birth to baby girls and men to baby boys.

Anon

I remember when i was a child i was having a bath with my mum who was heavily pregnant with my brother. She told me that her belly button was the lock for the lid so when the baby was ready, i.e, like an oven, she just lifted the lid off her belly and the baby popped out. I believed her

Anon

im 13 now and a few years ago i was round my friends house talking about pregnancy and i thought that babys came out of arses, i was shocked when he asked his grandad... he burst into laughter.

yeah, im really going to onlinefully humiliate myself

When I was little I watched Doc Hollywood with my mom and I was freaked when the lady gave birth in the car. I told my mom that I don't want to go through that, and that I would just go to people who just gave birth and ask if they wanted to keep their babies. I believed they would actually give them to me too.

Anon

my friend used to think that a miscarriage was when the mom dropped their babies in a grocery store

Anon

When my brother was younger, he used to think that babies grew in a woman's bladder and that she would just pee her baby out into the toilet.

When he got a little older, he though that babies grew in a woman's stomach and she would vomit her baby up.

Lola