giving birth

when i was in year 4 (age 9) i knew EVERYTHING about sex (or so i thought.) anyway, my friend and i were talking about giving birth, and she was really worried that when the baby came out it would be covered in...poo, coz she thought it came out of your bum! i tried to explain that there was another hole, the VAGINA, where the baby came out, but she insisted that there were only two holes, and it came out of your BUTT. bless..

Persephone and Lauren and Liam

I use to Believe that if you went bowling during your pregnancy you would give birth at the bowling alley. After all you are bending and throwing that heavy ball all at once. As soon as I got pregnant with my first child, I asked my Dr. Only to my enbasrment to be told NO!!!

KerriBear

When i was younger I beleieved that white babies came out the "front end" and that black babies came out the "back End"

Andy

When I was three my brother was born. Having been the only child till then I decided I didn't like him so I asked my mom if she could go back to the doctor so they could put him back in. I believed that there was a special door in all mommies tummies and the doctors had the key and when the mom wanted to have her child she'd go to the doctor and he'd open the door and take the baby out and that was that. My mom just laughed at me.

Hisui

I used to believe that when you were pregnant that u pressed your belly-button and the baby popped out. If only!

Sian

I used to believe that babies were born by a doctor opening the mother's tummy like a little door.

Kaylie

One day, when I was about 4 or 5, I asked my mom if giving birth was painful. She replied, "Not really." I was astounded at this because, at the time, I believed the doctor would take a knife right then and there and slice you right open and pull out the baby! How could it not hurt!?!?!

Sounds like a C-section, but not how I pictured it.

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Molly

When i was young (bout) 3 my mom was pregnant with my sencond brother and she was in the kitchen getting somthing out of the hotpress and she turned to me and asked "Do you want another brother?" and i replied "I dont want a black one" My mother looked back at me in disbelieve and said that there was nothin wrong with coloured babies. Imagine my imbarsassment when she told me years later!

ATTENTION! No racism intended, I was only 3 years old and i am not racist!

Grey

I still laugh about this, but i grew up wit ha dear friend of mine, and when where six, we thought that babies where the result of two adults taking a dump toghether... it was just really funny cuz we so strongly believed it! i was realieaved when i heard it was false...

Fabian

i used to believe that when a baby was born it came out of a pin prick sized hole in the clitorous, OUCH!

Jexy.

i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button

cortni

When I was younger, I always thought that a baby came out with their own individual blanket...I finally learned the truth at about 8 years old

melissa

I used to believe that when a mum was pregant she would press her belly button and the baby would pop out of it. But she could only do this when her belly had grown.

H

I used to believe that babies were born through their mother's belly button.

Jen

Once when I was seven or eight years old, my mom asked me if I knew where (on the body) babies come from. "Yeah," I said, "your butt."

cory

i used to think that babies came out of the moms belly button up until 3 and a half years ago when i was in 3rd grade and my 6th grade friend V told me that they came from "somewhere else" now im in 6th grade and i still think they should come throgh the belly button..............




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step away from the game consoles

When I was born my mother shocked a nurse by declaring how ugly I was. She explained that she did it so the evil spirits would not take me away. That nurse probably thought Mom was insane.

NOT ugly!

I thought babies came out of the mother’s bellybutton.

EJ

I used to think that babies were born from the mother's belly button.

Amy

My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.

Kate