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Already having known how babies are born, my older brother once told me when I was about 9 that the doctor would have to put his penis in me (vaginally) if I was pregnant, because otherwise, the baby would not be able to fit through.

Bonnie
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I Used to believe that at the time of delivery baby were born by cutting the stomach of the women and wen the baby is out ...the doctor wld stich the stomach again..hehe

rahul
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I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.

Anon
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I used to think that babies come out through your mouth.

Anon
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When I was about 8 or 9 I used to believe that when a woman gave birth her stomach would rip open and the doctors would have to sew them back together.

Melissa
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Until I was about 10 or 11, I thought babies were born out of belly buttons. I believed that was why pregnant women had such big belly buttons...so that it would be big enough for the baby to just pop out of when it was ready.

Anon
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I used to think doctors cut a lady's bellybutton out to get the baby and sewed back in, until now......:}

Confused child
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I used to believe that when babies were born, they came out of the mothers mouth.

Christy-Shane
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I used to believe that a storke would deliever babies but when I actually was old enough to see the really way a baby was born... I was feeling a bit stupid.

Bethy
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i used to belive that when a woman had a baby it came out of your butt

john
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When i was 5 i thought babbies came out of your butt, and every time you poop the hole got bigger so you could have a babby.

Amy
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my grandma told me that babys came out of ure belly button and i belived her

Anon
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For a long time, I thought that the word "premie" meant a baby born without hair. (I think this was because the Premie Cabbage Patch doll my neighbor had was bald).

Sony full of bologna
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i always had this image in my head of the doctor tying the pregnant woman to a pole, sawing open her stomach and opening it with a handle and then the baby came out.

Oops!
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Up until I was a Freshman in high-school, I thought babies came out of a woman's butt.

Don
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when I was little I used to think that when a women had a baby it came out of bum! wow! didnt I look a twonk in sex education!

joelp
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i thoght babies came out of your mouth

Anon
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I used to believe babies came out of your bellybutton

Anon
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When I was young I thought baby's came from storks. So when my brother was being born I asked my mom (after he was born) "Did the stork come?" She looked at me and nodded. I think I got that idea from Dumbo....

Kate
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I used to belive that Child birth is thru the Ass. This belief was still upto my age of 15.

VijayaKumar.M
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