giving birth

When I was a kid I used to believe that you had babies through your stomach, when I found out where they really come out, I thought that was much worse!

Anon

I used to think babies came out of a woman's bellybutton.

Anon

i used to believe that babies pop out from the belly button

fury

I was thinking that the birth of child occurs by piercing out the abdomen of women

Anon

I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's mouth...like, i thought that the mother just vomitted up a baby one day when the baby got so big that it couldn't fit in her belly anymore. i remember being little & thinking, "well, how ELSE do they get out of there?"

Daile

I used to believe when I was really little that babies came out of my mom's belly button. I found out the REAL truth when I was 10.

Anon

I used to believe giving birth meant a woman accidentally pooping a baby out.

number...3?

I used to believe that mothers gave birth to there kids by pooping them out

Anon

i used to think that when a child was born, it would be shot out of the vigina, and bouce around the room and into the mother's arms.

Anon

I used to believe that a baby is born through stomach.

Hrvoje, Croatia

I used to believe that when babies were born they came out of the woman's butt, because I knew nothing was coming out of my privite...

Anon

when i was little, i know its gross but i thought that babys came out of their mom's bums!!!!
i know its gross so i everyday day when i went to the toilet, i always used as less force as possible cause i thought even boys can have babies

bob

I used to believe (until about a month ago) that you could give yourself an abortion by pulling the baby out of you.

Maho

Hm.. I always thought that babys came out of the butt :D

Anon

I used to believe that babies popped out of a woman's belly button.

Violet

I used to beleive that woman gave birth through the bellybutton.

Anniken

I used to believe that babies came through the mouth of mommies.

Patricia

When I was 3, I asked my pregnat Aunt if the doctor would cut off her head to let her baby out. Now that I'm almost 4, I know they cut her belly open instead.

Tyler

my ex-girl friend's mother used to tell her children when she was angry on them: "I should have crapped instead giving birth to you". and till the age of 23, she was sure children were born from the anus :-))))

Walid

i used to believe that babies came out the anal hole until oneday a friend (not really)told me that babies come from the vulva.i made fun of him because that place was (i thought)ad-hoc for pissing

Kafka