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I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

Matthew McMahon
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Up until the later years of high school I thought that "oral sex" was making-out and that you couldn't get STDs from it unless someone had a cut in their mouth.

(though, in my own defense, this IS what my junior high health teacher implied)

Anon
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i used to believe that a blow job was some sort of hair dryer!

Anon
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About a month or two ago, I was talking to my friend, David on the internet. He was also talking to our friend, Cassidy.
David and I were talking about phonesex and he told Cassidy about our conversation assuming she knew what it meant, and she asked him what phonesex was so we were trying to make somthing up and i randomly said "tell her it means when cows have sex!" I was kidding but he really told her and she called me and said "are you serious?!" Later she googled it and got sooo mad at us.. Plus she was grossed out by everything that came up adn she kept going "WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!?! WHY?!"

(David is 13, Cassidy is 11 and I'm 12, BTW)

Confused, much??
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I used to believe that oral sex was getting naked and talking dirty/about sex under the covers

Bella
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I had a friend who gave her first blowjob our sophomore year of college and she got some semen on her pants. She thought she somehow could be pregnant from it simply coming in contact with her clothing.

Anon
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I used to think that you were supposed to "blow" during a blow job. Now that I think about it, I still don't understand why you suck when you're doing a blow job.

Anika
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when i was 10 and i was learnin sex-ed i asked my teacher what oral sex was and she just froze and started talking about somthing else

Anon
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I used to think (until I was about 18...) that giving head meant intercourse, because of the "head" of the penis.

Anon
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I used to believe that a blowjob was when someone would blow on a guys penis until it blew away

gone with the wind
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I was little so when i heard about "oral sex" i thought "oral" was also like the bad part about the word. so When my teacher anounced that the class was to do "Oral reports" you could guess my surprise...

2Bored2makeAname
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Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.

I know now....
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Anyone who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show will like this. When I was about 5 years old I walked into the room when my mom was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My parents had let me watch bits and pieces of the movie since I was 4 because I was too young to understand it and they only let me watch the parts with the music and I would dance around the room to it. Anyway, it was during the song Planet Shmanit Janet and when Frankie says to Janet "Your apple pie don't taste too nice!" I blurted out with a big grin on my face to my mom "Mommy! Your apple pie tastes great!!" She burst out laughing, turned off the movie and told me she would let me watch the whole movie when I was older. I just kinda put it out of my head for years. I'm 19 now and it has been my favorite movie for about 7 years now, but I must say that when she let me watch it when I was 13 I realized why she cracked up at what I said years earler and I think about it everytime that part comes up in the movie.

Kimberly
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Until I was 13 I had no idea that a girl could be given oral sex Like the idea had completly never crossed my mind, my best friend, who is 11 years old mind you, explained it to me

I'm still 13

WoW.
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I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)

Anon
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when i was little, i used to believe oral sex was when you said nasty things to someone because oral had to do with the mouth.

Anon
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until i was about 11 i always that that oral sex was talkting to eachother about what you were doing imagionaraly over the phone. Imagion my suprise when i found out the truth.

Chloe
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I used to believe that oral sex was when a a woman put her mouth into a circle and a man stuck his tounge in it and slid it in and out. I also thought when he had an erection was when he spat saliva in her mouth. An a blowjob was when the woman blew air into the guys mouth. Haha. Was I shocked when I found out differently!

Confused Kid
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Up until i was about 15 i thought that if you gave a guy oral and swalowed that you would get pregnate. I was scared to death to swalow so i would just spit back up into the toilet. I learned differently after an older guy i had been with told me other wise.

shocked and surprised
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I used to think that oral sex meant snogging, touching tongues to tongues! Goodness knows what all my friends thought of me when I told them about all the oral sex I had been having at the grand old age of 12

Clara
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