oral sex

Until age 12 or so I thought a blow job was the wind blown hair you't get from sticking your head out the window in a car or driving in a convertible. I used to tell my mom I just got a blow job!

K

I used to believe that when someone "ate out" a girl they would actually eat food out of the girls private part.

Christina

when i was young, i thought to myself that oral sex meant sex education. makes perfect sense to a 4th grader. so at the beginning of 7th grade i asked my friend when he was going to have oral sex this year. believe me, i have never seen anybody laugh as hard as he did then.

k

I used to think that 'Fellatio' was one of the characters in one of Shakespeare's plays. I think it was Romeo and Juliet. I was so confused why he would put such a dirty name in one of his plays.

Vinny

When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.

Anon

When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.

Stephanie

I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.

WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.

NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?

I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.

He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.

Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!

Yollie

when i was in 1st grade and riding the bus, i heard the older kids talking about blow jobs and thought that it ment getting youre hair blow dried.so the next day i walked up to a kid who everyone thought was girly and said "i bet youve gotten a blow job"

mike

I used to believe that when a woman got head, a man would literally rub his head over her pubic area. I thought only bald men could do it

Calzones

My brother and I had gone to visit my cousin one day when I was little. Well my cousin and brother had gotten to talking about sex. Being so little, I don't think they cared much that I was there, seeing as they knew I would have no idea what they were talking about anyway.

Well, imagine my surprise when my cousin tells my brother that he's "licked a pussy".

Why on EARTH someone would want to lick their cat was beyond me, but he seemed awfully proud of himself. Being competitive and not wanting to be upstaged by my cousin, my first response was "Oh yeah? Well I've licked mine, too!"

Anon

When I was a kid, I overheard a bunch of 13-year-olds discussing blow jobs. I asked my mom what it meant, and she told me it was a special kind of kiss. I then promptly announced at a family party that I had learned what blows jobs were. My mom then felt the need to tell me the truth.

Anon

i knew about sex and how things like that worked but i never knew what oral sex was.
i used to think that a blow job was where a woman blows down a mans penis to inflate it (like one of them long balloons you use for balloon modeling) and make it hard so they could have sex properly.
and to give a woman oral sex it was like a blow job but blowing in a womans "baby hole" so when the baby was made, it had plenty of room

Sam

this from when i was in middle school.
not a child.
Well.
everyone at my school would mock this
one girl because she was a real whore.
she would do anyone.
so they all would say
"Gina works at B.J.'s"
And since that is a supermarket
around where i live. i was like
wait... shes only 14, she cant
work there!

little did i know.
they werent referring to the market.

misinformed 14 yearold

i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissing

Anon

When I was a kid, I had just watched The Animal starring Rob Schneider. One day I went to a public bathroom with my dad. I saw the paper towels and copied a line from the movie, not knowing what it really meant:

"I wish they had one of those blowjobby things...I mean handjobby things...I mean hand dryers!"

My dad told me not to say that and I didn't find out why until a few years later...

Zurich

When I was little, we didn't have a ton of extra money, so we often took week-long camping trips for vacation. On one such trip when I was 7 or 8, I remember walking up to the campground shower facility with a few of my cousins and my older brother. On the wall by the paper towel dispenser was written "For a blow job, call such and such number..." I loudly, repeatedly asked what a blow job was, and my older cousin, trying to shut me up, explained that it was when you accidentally licked the blow dryer while drying your hair. Sitting by the camp fire that night, I matter-of-factly asked the family if anyone had ever gotten a blow job. To this day, I've never more gasps at one time than I heard right then.

Paul T.

I used to think that oral sex meant snogging, touching tongues to tongues! Goodness knows what all my friends thought of me when I told them about all the oral sex I had been having at the grand old age of 12

Clara

Anyone who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show will like this. When I was about 5 years old I walked into the room when my mom was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My parents had let me watch bits and pieces of the movie since I was 4 because I was too young to understand it and they only let me watch the parts with the music and I would dance around the room to it. Anyway, it was during the song Planet Shmanit Janet and when Frankie says to Janet "Your apple pie don't taste too nice!" I blurted out with a big grin on my face to my mom "Mommy! Your apple pie tastes great!!" She burst out laughing, turned off the movie and told me she would let me watch the whole movie when I was older. I just kinda put it out of my head for years. I'm 19 now and it has been my favorite movie for about 7 years now, but I must say that when she let me watch it when I was 13 I realized why she cracked up at what I said years earler and I think about it everytime that part comes up in the movie.

Kimberly

Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.

I know now....

I used to think that you were supposed to "blow" during a blow job. Now that I think about it, I still don't understand why you suck when you're doing a blow job.

Anika