oral sex

Until I was 14 I thought a blow job was when someone aimed a hairdryer at somebody else, but I always pretended that it was something gross.

raceystacyUS

I use to think that blow jobs is when the men blows into the woman's vagina. I was really curious then, so I did an experiment on how a "blow job" feels... I sorta use empty bottles to pump the air in the spot... It sounded like farts... I told my best friend about this , and I planned to run away the next day... It was REALLY embarassing

embarassed...

I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.

I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'

PinkPanther

I used to think that a blow job was when you dried your hair with a blow-drier. So when one of my older brother's friends asked me, when i was about 10, if i knew what a blow job was, I replied, "yeah, i give myself blowjobs all the time".

Lisa

I used to believe that oral sex was when you talked about sex with someone

Kristina

when i was young i herd about blow jobs and i thought that it meant drying you'r hair .one day when i was washing my hair i asked my sister if she could give me a blow job (im a boy) and then she looked at me like i was crazy, she said no way u pervert. then i told my mom my sister wouldnt give me a blow job lol

wow

I used to think that "oral sex" ment you would talk sexy to your partner before you had sex.

Anon

My friend used to think that oral sex was phone sex!!!

Margaret

I used to believe "eating a girl out" actually involved a spoon.. oh jeez.

no untensils required

When I was about 11 years old I was asked a few questions as part of a sex survey. I told them I have had oral sex (as at the time, I thought oral sex was kissing).

Innocent

I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

Matthew McMahon

I once believed that a blow job was when you sprayed paint onto a car to cover up scratches.

Roman

I spent a stupidly long time--well past high school--trying to figure out the term "blow job." I knew about oral sex, but I just didn't get the "blow" thing. I couldn't understand how someone blowing on a man's penis would feel good--wouldn't it just be cold?

Teri

i used to believe that a blowjob was where you work at a barber

but my mom explained it to me

i didn't understand it all so i carried on thinking that it's when you get
a hairdryer and dry a man's hair around his penis!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

confused little man..........

I was in junior high shop class talking to this guy I had a crush on and his friend when they both started talking about having gone muff diving well thinking that it was something like going snorkeling I didnt want to seem uncool so I said Ive gone too plenty of times it was tell years later when I knew what it meant that I figured out why they liked me after that day I still feel embarassed about that

not a muff diver

i used to believe that oral sex was when a man and a woman slept in the same bed together naked....i watched a movie taht mentioned that it was happenning but only showed a couple under the covers (presumbly naked) so that's what i assumed it was cuz they didn't show otherwise.( i was only 6 but i believed this til i was 10 or so)
i even got into an arguement about it w/ my very exasperated mother.

Anna

When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.

Katie

I used to think that a head job was when you sucked on a guys head

Caitlin

When my girlfriend and I were in 6th grade, we were on the bus and another girl was being teased for having chapped lips. The boys were saying that she had been giving too many bj's. I asked what a bj was and my girlfriend said she thought it was when you kissed somebody's behind.

I could not figure out why anyone would want to do that.

sadi

When I was about 13 a friend of mine told my little brother that a blow job was when someone gave you $20. Bro was 6 at the time so just imaging how tore up I got by Dad after my brother asked him for a blow job.

jnh from Modesto