oral sex

I used to believe that oral sex was when you yelled, or made noise while having sex.

M

I thought a blow job was something you took your car into the shop for.

Jill

I used to believe that oral sex was when a a woman put her mouth into a circle and a man stuck his tounge in it and slid it in and out. I also thought when he had an erection was when he spat saliva in her mouth. An a blowjob was when the woman blew air into the guys mouth. Haha. Was I shocked when I found out differently!

Confused Kid

when i was little, i used to believe oral sex was when you said nasty things to someone because oral had to do with the mouth.

Anon

Until about the age of 13 i used to think that oral sex was 'normal sex' but fully clothed!!

Daveyd

I used to believe that oral sex meant the same thing as French kissing. Since sex means putting penis into a vagina, and oral means mouth, it just seemed logical that oral sex would involve swapping spit.

Fortunately, I learned the truth in my early teens. The credit goes to late-night HBO.

Anon

when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers

:P

I had known what oral sex was for a while, and last year I was extremely shocked to see on a medicine bottle: CALPOL - ORAL 😂 I hadn't noticed it before I knew what oral sex was.

Shocked

i seriously thought that oral sex was making out. who knew

shannan

When I had first heard of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky affair, it was the first time I had ever heard of "oral" sex. I pretty much thought it was someone humping your mouth. Hahahaha.

stephhhhhhhhhhh

When I was in middle school, I used to think that 'eating a girl out' meant that you put food in a girl's vagina and then ate that food.

boy, was I in for a surprised when I got to college.

Cam

I was on the back of the school bus and some kids brought up the term 'Blow Job'.........I thought that had something to do with getting your hair blow dried

Anon

For a few years, I thought a "blowjob" and "sucking" someone's penis were 2 different things. I understood and enjoyed the sucking one, but try as I might (and believe me I tried), I couldn't figure out, for the life of me, how blowing on it worked.

fred

I used to believe that a blow job was just that. The girl sat and blew on the guy's dick. I kept wondering why that was so exciting. DUH?

G.

As a child I use to think a "blow-job" was when you blew air all over the boys body.... boy was I wrong!

Anon

when i was in 5th grade these guy said to me some boy wants you to give him a blow job.so naturally i thought he wanted me to use a hair dryer and blow on his willy.

Anon

a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.

james

In elementary school we'd given oral reports standing in front of the class. I didn't know what oral meant so I assumed it meant "to stand." When I first heard about oral sex I believed it meant "to have sex standing up." I believed this for many years.

Anon

When I was little I thought sex was when a women gave a man a blow job , I thought it was really gross cuase i ask my mother wat would happen if he peed hahahah gross

Anon

When I was a freshman in high school, a friend announced to us that she had lost her virginity. She went on to explain that her boyfriend had asked her to give him a blow job. She thought that it was when the woman was on top. Imagine that he got more than he bargined for. When we explained that her sexual encounter wasn't a blow job, but sex, she then asked "whatya do, blow on it?".

Anon