periods

i used to belive that periods happened to everyone!

bla

I saw a commercial on T.V when i was little and they were talking about sanitary napkins they called them "pads". I used to love to draw so I asked my mom for some cause I thought they were writing pads.

anon

One time I found my mom's pads, and looked at her, and said, "Why do you have diapers?" she told me, "They're not diapers. They keep all the bad things from getting in your underwear."

Astonished at these protection devices, I wondered why police didn't wear them. My little sister started sticking some all over the walls one day, and I snatched them from her, yelling, "Are you stupid?! Do you want the bad stuff to stay in our house?! Take them off right now and put them around you, or else some bad people are going to come into your underwear!"... Unfortunately, some guests were over, and I ran into the living room, grabbing my sister's arm, and pointed at one of my dad's friends, who I thought was a bad guy. "See! If you don't put these around you, not the wall, then that guy will go into your underwear!"

I then glared at the man, and pointed my finger, yelling, "You stay away! We got pads and you're not going to get into our underwear!"... Boy, was my mom upset with me.

Nicole

I used to think that pads were diapers for women who didn't have time to go to the bathroom.

Also, I thought you used a tampon for if you were swimming and you had to pee. Then I was confused because I thought the tampon would swell up and get stuck inside of you.

I Hate Using Grown-Up Diapers Now

I thought pads were for peeing and me and my friend kept drinking sprts drinks until we could pee ehind a chair with a towel under us just in case. I did this for aout a week. I thought it was fun!

pee pee pants

i used to think that tampons were small tube type things and when you put them in all the blood would drip in there and when you took it out you poured the blood out and put it back in. i know know that it is incorrect!

Eamon

When I was little and went to the store with my mom she always bought those maxi - pads after getting me some candy to keep me quiet. I thought the maxi - pads were candy, too, and that she was trying to hide them from me. I used to go home and yell at her for not sharing her candy.

tHeCaNdYqWeEn

before i was informed about periods i once went up to my mum and asked her why she sometimes wore nappies! i had no idea they were sanatary towles

jojo

when i was little, i wanted to be just like my mom. So when i saw her putting on her pad, i decided i needed to do that to. I didnt know how to use the pad and i got real embarrassed, cause my mom found me underneath the table with an entire roll of toilet paper in my panties.

Amanda

One day, my family was going to go swimming. My sister told my mom she couldn't go swimming because she had her period. At the time, her peirced ears were infected a little bit and looked like they were bleeding. And since I knew your period had something to do with blood, I thought your peirod was when your ears bled!

Talia

I have 2!! :) Yes, I was a nerd! lol
ok... my brothers are a lot older than me and they were both popular in high school and I was in pre-school then. Well... all the really cute boys from my brothers school would come over all the time and 1 time a tampon commercial came on and I thought that they would all think I was mature and grown up and think that I was really hott if I started talking about using tampons and how it hurt and just a lot of differnt stuff like that. I got into after I dragged out "my" tampon box...

My 2nd story is when I started my period. The day before I had really really bad cramps. I couldn't even get up b/c they hurt so bad. Ijust layed down on my couch and cried all day after school. It was so bad that I thought I was gunna hafta call the hostpital! But anyway I woke up the next morning and looked at my underwear and thought I had pooped my pants. And I didn't want to show my mom b/c I didn't want to get into trouble and I had never pooped my pants before either! lol So I go pee and I wipe my self and I look at the toilet paper and I realize that there is brown stuff on it! SO I think that I am pooping out of my vagina!! SO I start screaming and my mom is in the bathroom with me and she comes running to me and then I realize I started my period so I go... "OOOOooooo..." And then me and my mom cried together cause I was growing up so fast!
Sorry this is so long but I hope that is was entertaining!!!! lol

Anna

Until I was into my preteens I used to believe that women wore maxi-pads just in case they pee'd in their underware (kinda like adult diapers).

Only Boy of Five Girls

When I was younger I had a boyfriend who thought that women only had one hole...so he figured that whenever i got my period i had to take the tampon out everytime...later on as our relationship grew he realized how much of an idiot he was. I can still remember the face he had when i told him that we do have more then one hole...this was after highschool...so the sex ed was taught well before this incident

ann

My mom was telling my about periods and I believed that I was going to bleed 2 death. I was horrified and ran out of the room crying. My mom and my brother (who knew what she was telling me) never let it down, they still bring it up 2 this day!!!

Jackie

HAHAHHA well..when i was about 10 years old i believe "sanitary napkins" were actually napkins...like the ones you use for wiping your face...and one day on the "guide camp list" one of the items to bring were sanitary napkins..so got all excited and packed a whole package of dudley the dragon party napkins!!! i was very proud and told everybody, when my 12 year old cousin corrected my mistake...i laughed my little pants off~:O~:O~

HAHAH friggen spaced retard ryt here