periods

I once thought tampons were diapers but then when i found one in the garbage i told my sister i found a diaper in the garbage.

ur mom

When I was 11, I went to the bathroom, looked at my panties which I didn't do much and saw some brownish stuff. I didn't think it was my period cuz it was brown, so I thought, I pooped myself! But wait, it wasn't by my butt, more where my vagina was so I thought, OH NO! I've got an infection! Now I've got to stick that pill up my ass! (THOSE THINGS YOU USE WHEN YOU HAVE A YEAST INFECTION) so I called my friend, she pretended not to know but I knew she had her period but she didn't tell me so I had to tell her mom cuz mine was at work and when I find out its not poop or an infection I'm like, this is brown. I got an ugly period!

Marah

When I was around the age of 5-8 I used to think that a tampon was a kind of speacel tolet paper. One day, me, my brother and my mom were at the musem, and my mom got a tampon out of her backpack and went into the backroom. I was so mad because I thought that she was just being selfess and useing speacel tolet paper that took a long time to use.

Anon

My Guy Friend Used To Think That When Youu Had A Period You Un-Plugged Youur Vagina And Blood Would Come Out. He Thot the Tampons Were The Plug.
One Day I Was In Town and Said I Need To go Home Cuz I Had My Period. He Then Said i Was Dirty And Shouldnt Be Un-Plugging In The Middle Of The Town. He Was So Embarassed When I told Him. Please Note He Was !5

Anon

i used to think that pads were for peeing. for like old people. :|

angela

I started my period when i was 13 going on 14 and i used pads for the first 2 months. Then i wanted to use tampons. I never kew how to use them and i always thought that they went in your pee hole. I didn't know about the other one and how to use tampons right until i had sex when i was 15.

anon

I used to think that a period was the pubic hair.

Stephanie

When i was young, i usedto believe that periods were a sign that you are officially in the adam and eve family, i didnt think they were there so u could make more family...silly me.

this girl.

Until i was in a bodycare shop with my best m8, i used to think that women had periods until they died! My mate was like..
' dya think she's buyin those tampons for her daughter?' n i was like..
'erm... no y? Y rnt they for her?'
Then we had a proper argument over who was right. i was well convinced that it was me... unil i found out about menopause..teehee

xTeeheex

My 9 year old cousin asked me what was a douche? I told him it was something to clean the wax out of your ear with.

Anon

I used to believe that tampons were used to get rid of spots(?)

Michelle

I used to think that your period was this, red, gloppy mess, that would give you a stomach ache until you went to the bathroom to get it out...much like a bowel movement.
I don't know what made me think this. I'm glad my idea wasn't true though.

Anon

When I was 11 I´ve got my first period.I was afraid because I was thinking that I´m gonna lose ton´s of blood.

Iva,Croatia

I remember when my pet was pregnat wit a wittle baby :3 *aww*! and I was told she would give birth when her pee turns red....and...oh gosh. Am I really going to tell the world about this? *Sigh.* Sure enough, (lol) it happend, and I ran down stairs, frazzled pet in arms, "MOMMY LOOK THE BABY IS COMING!" It turns out it was just kittie's time of month. The expression on my poor cats face was something like a deer in the headlights and a badger on crack.

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My mom used to only occasionally go to the beauty parlor to have her hair done up into a bouffant hairdo. As a sensitive and somewhat impressionable child, I remember the somewhat chemical smell of the beauty parlor's caustic dyes and bleaches, and in my furtive imagination, I put those smells together with the preponderance of women in those establishments and came up with the idea that women, especially women on their period, smelled like that, at least "en mass". My father also had a very definite "man smell" that today I remember as distinctive. I knew that someday, as a male of the species, I too would sport that "funk". It was a shock when I formulated my theory about the females of the race. They stunk too, like the beauty parlor, even as my mom didn't. I'm glad to say that adulthood and sexual discovery dispelled that notion that ladies smelled like hair dye. I have to say that a few of the gals that I have been with have had, let us say, a "fragrance of their own" post coitus (as we all do), but none have had that distinctive smell of hydrogen peroxide, thank god...

Michael Escher

be4 i thought that when u had ur period Blood SHOT out of ur pee-pee

koko

This belonged to a guy I went out with once - he wanted to have sex, and I told him that I couldn't because I was on my period (that mattered when I was 19) and that I was wearing a tampon. He told me that I could just slip it off now, and put it back in afterwards. Not a new one, the same one. I think he was 28. LOLOL

Jennifer

One day me and a friend was walking and i was on my period and she asked me if my pad fell out, would i pick it up?

Anon

when i was like 7 i thought that 'pads' were diapers for women (i kno...it's strange) Then when i was 10 i found out wut it was ACTUALLY for!!!

Annie J.

I used to believe you omly had a period for a few days, then it would stop. When I heard that it was a lot longer, I going crazy! LOL!!!

LOL child