reproduction

I used to believe that children were bought at the hospital and not borne

Godwin Mwaipaya

when i was 6 - 9 i asked my mom "mom, where do babies come from?". parents like hiding secrets from you so they told me that......when parents kiss a tiny egg comes from the boy and goes in the girls mouth. then the egg hatches and becomes a baby.i believed this for a couple of years but then i started wondering " why do people make out all the time and never have a baby?" .... everything got straightened out after i took puberty class

olive

When i was little i always thot if i kissed a boy i would have a baby

suzieQ

When I was little i asked my mom "where do babies come from?", they can come out, but how do they get in.. she said "well.. daddy and I hug a lot and then a baby will grow out of an egg" I started to think but i thought it was a bit weird to hug and then make an egg.. out of wood I imagined.. and then put it into her belly through the bellybutton.. I believed it for quite a while

Yvet

when i was young and far from the concept of babies, i arrived at my own conclusion and even explained to my mom -" in my opinion there must be something in the wedding neckband(in hindu culture we use the neckband instead of the ring) which actually causes the woman to bear babies. otherwise why on earth would woman become pregnant only after they are born ".
my mom just laughed diminishing my enthusiasm to publish my findings!

pjn

when i was a child,i didn't know how to be born.
I asked my parent that. They always said "We had
gotten you under the bridge".So I had known they aren't my parents after 3years.
!!! Language of my country is bridge and leg are same pronunciation.

Anon

i used to believe that to make babies a man and a woman have to get into bed naked and kiss then a baby comes,

Rose

At first,I used to think that parents go to hostpital and bye babies at 100 busks.

When, I grew older and learn that babies are born from mother's belly, I was surprised about some babies who have more than one mother. I thought that such babies are borne in parts from each of his mothers.

Mahboob

until 9th grade i used to believe that all primates (including humans) just needed to live together to give birth.

chAse

I used to believe that babies were born if the father sucked on the mothers boobies.

bergkamp fan

i used to believe that if u(being a girl) went pee in a toilet after someone else (being a boy) you would make a baby in the toilet and it would live in the sewer without its mommy or daddy

Ashley

i took my friend and her four year old daughter to my first ultrasound. we explained to miss 4 that we were going to see the baby and she was absolutely terrified because she thought they were going to cut my tummy open!

chellebelle

when we were little, my cousin and i determined that parents only had sex one time and the number of babies they had depended on the length of time they had sex. therefore, we determined, my parents had sex longer than her parents, because my parents had 3 children and hers only 2.

maggie

i used to think that the delivery man would bring you a new baby to the door and if he were a month late then you would get it for free!!

George

i used to think that i was dropped from the sky out of a hot air balloon, landed on the wall in front of my parents' house and that was how they got me. i had this mental image of landing on the wall on my back, springing up and landing on my feet and then walking into the house where i grew up.

neil

wen mi dad first told me how babies were made i werent really listening but he told me that sperm was like fishs so i thought that women stuck fish up their vaginas so wen my auntie got pregnant i sed wen did u go fishing? I totally confused everyone in the room and i thought that they didnt no how babies were made so i explained it to them. 32 years on and they still tease me about it!

confuser

I used to believe that when a mommy and a daddy wanted to have sex, they would get naked together and kiss a lot and the magic would flow from the daddy into the mommy through the kiss and make a baby in the mommy's stomach, then nine months later the baby would come out of the mommy's vagina. but i also believed that if the mommy didnt want the baby just yet she could put it back until later. And the mother could do that whenever she wanted until the baby was too big to fit in her stomach anymore.

then when i was like six, i kissed this boy behind a garbage can and and i was like "oh yeah, i had sex!"

Rebecca