reproduction

I always thought that after a couple has married and wanted children they would have to kiss eachother for a very long time untill they felt a little seed from the father go through the mother then the mother would have to swallow the seed to have the baby. Then after 9 months the mothers stomach would just blow up and pop comes out the baby. Thank God that i learned about Sex 101 when i was 9!

Samantha

When I was in elementary school I still didn't know how do people reproduce - I knew nothing about getting pregnant and producing semen, all I knew was that baby is born in woman's stomach. So no wonder I thought that people had 'invented' sex because had discovered that males have penises and females have slits so as they were perverted they started playing inserting penis into that slit. How good I didn't tell somebody about my 'revelations'!

Was tut Jurek weh?

I used to think that to have a baby, men penetrated the woman's belly button. This was of course done by doing lining up perpendicular to the woman, and doing pushups into her belly button. I also figured that was why we did pushups in school. For training!

Keal

when i was young i used to think your perents bought different parts of you from a shop. one day i said to my mum why didnt you buy buy me a better pair of legs, that was the point when i really found out where babies came from a bush!!!!
yes they did tell me the truth eventually

abigail

I used to believe that I was found in a dumpster as a baby, and that's where I came from.

Sâra

I used to believe children were randomly born in different ways.I thought I grew out of the ground like a plant.My big brother told me babies weren't born with clothes on and I thought that he was born without clothes on and I was born with clothes on so he was just jealous

silly girl

Once I kissed my stuffed animal and rubbed it against my belly as i was supposed to be going to sleep that night (a teddy bear) I was prolly about 4 or 5, and I was scared to death right after I was pregnant. I dropped the bear on the floor ran to my bed and cried myself to sleep. I was so scared my parents were going to find out that how much of a terrible child I was for not being married first and how they would feel having a bear as a grandchild.

gnat

my aunt never got married or had kids and when i was about 5 i asked my dad why and he said because she never slept naked..from then on i thought that if i slept naked i would get pregnant

Anon

When I was little (About 9 or 10), I believed that every time I peed the little bubbles in the toilet were sperm. I thought that they were already little babies with brains, and I would stick my head up to the toilet and tell them goodbye. I would wave to them as I flushed them down.

Kyle Cruzan

I thought that when a child was born they would b a boy if the penis stayed out or a girl if the penis wanted 2 stay back in. lol

rainbow

When I was little I thought that when you were born God put little seeds in your tummy and when he decided that you were old enough a baby would pop out of your belly button. I also though you could "order" what kind of kid you wanted. I decided I wanted 3 sets of twins. 1 set of identical girls 1 of boys and 1 set of a boy and a girl. Thank God that belief never came true. :)

childhoodeducator

my sis told me about sex when i was 8. I thought that u could have it only once and so i made monthly polls if its better that im at the top or the bottom

Pokoman

Up until the age of 8 or 9, I used to believe that a women get pregnat by getting married. I thought it had something to do with cerimony. I thought that it was random that after you get married you may or may not get pregnant. Well I wanted to have a kid but by adopting because I hured it hurts (not knowing how a women really gets pregnant). Well I wanted to get married some day too. But after coming up with this theory in my head I questioned whether I wanted to or not because I hured that have a baby really hurts and I did not want to take that risk when I got married.

Shannon

i used to beleive that the stork really did bring the children to the house

karren

I thought once a woman got married, she would just randomly get pregnant every now and then, and she would have to either have the baby (painful) or swallow a pill to have an abortion (this was long before RU-486 was invented). I hated swallowing pills, so I was glad I wasn't a woman.

Brandon Campbell

When I was 4 or maybe i was 5 no i was six well im not sure of the age i used to think that men breastfed but they didn't use there breast they used their Penius well i was very Embarrased to see the truth

Yasmin Numba 2

I used to believe that Men stuck their vaginas in womens penises it was terrible when i found out the truth

Yasmin Numba 2

i used to believe all babies came from tesco's(british supermarket) and when you didnt want one you put it back

Beth

I used to think that when a girl was born, there was already a baby inside her. As she grew, so did the baby, and when she was ready (meaning married) it would be born.

Anon