reproduction

when I was 4 i used to think that baby's were made by a man lying on a bed with a woman and an egg rolled down the mans arm and up the womans arm.

gladus

When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together

Chiesn

I used to think that consuming any Carnation product (they make powdered milk and stuff like that) would make you pregnant. I remember that my mom made me some chocolate Carnation instant breakfast once, and after I drank it down, I glimpsed the box from which it came. I was horrified. I was only 6, so the idea of giving birth was daunting. I suffered alone for a day, until that night when my mother tucked me in my bed and I burst out crying, "I don't want to be pregnant!"

She must have been very confused and alarmed, but I told her that I drank the dreaded Carnation and she straightened things out for me.

Christina

When i was little, I used to think that sex was only a man and woman touching private parts. It made NO sense, until I figured out that the one thing goes into the other and THAT'S sex. LOL!

Meghan P.K.

When I was 3, my mom had my little brother. While we were at the hospital waiting for my brother to be born, my dad took me by the nursery to look at the babies. I pointed and said I wanted that one....I thought you got to pick the one wanted!

Brianna

I used to believe that you could order babies from a catalogue!And that everybody had been mail ordered!

Jeff

I used to think that people would get married, be married for a few years,then just be pregnant. Then when they didnt want to have anymore babies, you said "NO MORE BABIES!" and it would stop.

Lauren

Even though they told us in sex-ed all about sperms and eggs and cell reproduction, they never actually told us HOW the sperm got to the egg. I had to figure it out for myself. So until I put the pieces together, when I saw teenagers making rude gestures simulating vaginal intercourse or heard them talking about it, I thought it was just another foreplay activity, and not the actual pregnancy-causing act itself.

Anon

I used to believe that anyone that was fat was having a baby. I really, really wanted a baby so I used to eat all the fat off of my family's food (I was 6). I particularly remember eating the fat off of all the pork chops at dinner. I once saw a really fat man at a grocery store and thought he was having a baby. I couldn't understand how the baby would come out of a man.

MSB

When I used to ask my Mom where babies come from she used to tell me from God. That was fine but I would ask how they got into a mother's belly. She would say God put it there. Well I used to hear horror stories about labor and not want to go through the pain so at night I used to pray and say "Dear God, please don't put a baby in my belly, I don't want to go through that pain." Well since, I've learned and have a beatiful baby boy. Now I'm glad he put that baby in my belly!

Kam

I used to believe that when a man and woman kissed they were actually having sex. I thought a seed would pass up from the man's stomach, into his mouth & pass it to the woman to swallow!!! I was always terrified of kissing a boy...

Co-co

when i was littel i thought that the strok was the thing you had sex with adn tehn when you were ready to have a baby. it jsut brought it with it. i never figured out why teh mommy adnm the stork were both pregnant though....

Kennedy

After having my sex talk at like age 8, I used to think that the penetration would occur and the two partners could just carry on with whatever they were doing while the penis was in the vagina... Like when people would slow dance in movies I would always wonder if they were secretly having sex...

Anon

I used to wonder how come there is a child birth once immediately after a marriage.I thought some thing is happening (chemical reaction) when the couples hold hands together in the marriage ceremony.

pk

When I was a 4 year ol lad (boy) .I remember I was in the frontroom and I was watching some health channel and some lady was givin birth. I was staring at it and saw her screaming.

Well later I was in bed and I just remember crying real loud and my mum came in. There were tears in my eyes and I was screaming "I DONT WANNA HAVE A BABY! I DONT WANT A BABY!" and my mom was trying to comfort me, but I just kept screaming.

Mike

There was a period of time in kindergarten in which both boys and girls from my class were staring at their wrists. We highly wanted to find out how much babies everyone of us would have in future.
It’s about a pad on your palm (the pad which has no fingers). You push it with a finger and let it linger there a little until some small bubble turns up underneath the skin of your wrist. The number of the bubbles is supposed to show the number of your kids in general.
Ok, but it is different about my right and left hand. Should I sum the two numbers? My left wrist sais 1 , but my right one doesn’t seem to have a determined point of view – it is something like 2… 1+2…hm…that’s intriguing…

Hristina

I used to believe that a seed came out every time I passed urine and that when the time came I would have to save it, plant it and it would grow into a baby - that would certainly save the pain of childbirth wouldn't it!

Anon

when I asked where I came from, she said she took me home from a hospital. so i used to think every hospitals "provided" babies for mothers-wanna-be.

oiman