reproduction

when i was 3 or 4 i asked my mom where do babies come from.she said that at the age of 25,your doctor gives you an injection so after a year you will then have a baby.if you get 2 injections you will have 2 babies and so on.but you can only have 5 babies...

Kristina

When I was in 5th grade, my friend said the best way to have a baby boy was to "finger" the women before having sex. I remember thinking this was the most discusting thing ever and I probably wouldn't ever have children.

dub

I used to think that having a baby was totally random and the only way to make sure they didn't come was to hold your stomach really tight so there was no room.. Walking around in 4th grade holding your stomach gets tiring after a while.

Bunni

When I was about 8 my mum gave me a book on sex. When my younger sister had left the room, she decided to explain it to me in a little more detail. She told me that the 'little tadpoles' from the man got into the woman and that was how a baby was made. When I asked her how on earth the 'tadpoles' got in the woman, she replied, 'I don't know'. Sure she didn't.

Anon

When my brother was six, my aunt got pregnant. She came over to our house for Christmas when she was seven months, and my mother and I pinted to her belly and said "Aunty Viv's baby is in there." Horrified, my brother said "You ate the baby?!"

Rachel

I know this is very wrong but I did use to believe that black children were born from their mothers bums.
I also used to believe that all babies were born into the toilet too..

Phil

My friend first explained sex to me when we were about 8 or so. She explained that men were made up completely of sperm cells, and women of eggs. When they lied flat against each other, the woman could get pregnant from it.

Not only that, she had me worried I was pregnant from horseplaying with the boy down the street.

Lauren, IN

when i was 5 my cousin told me that u get babies when u eat one up. i thought that was just horrible.

when i was older my mom told me that God sends babies to her stomach. now i was really confused.

so at dinner, i used to put my hands over my mom's mouth when she started to say grace coz i just couldn't live with the fact that my mom really wanted to eat a baby that God had sent.

Latini

Not mine but quite funny... when one of my friends was at nursery, the class were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up. She was sitting with all her little friends and they all said they wanted to be mummies when they grew up. My friend thought she'd be different and proclaimed that she wanted to be a daddy...

jezzi_j

my mom used to tell me when i asked how a baby was born that when oyu wanted to get pregnant you would buy a baby catalouge and then order the baby that you thought was the cutest and they would send it to you.

Anon

I used to believe that that a couple had a baby when they got married. I got pretty confused when someone had two kids....

Anon

ive always kinda had the basic idea of sex, but i never understood how you knew when you were going to ejaculate. I thought the only way for sperm to come out was to sleep night after night with your penis in the girl until you had a wet dream, boy, am i glad that is wrong

Anon

I used to believe that Men had boys and Women had girls. I didn,t know HOW exactly the boys were born, but I was sure all along how the girls were born.

Anon

When i was little i asked my grandpop, "If a black sperm got together with a white sperm would they make a vanilla fudge baby?"

haha

When my parents explained sex to me I was pretty young, around 7. I understood how the parts met but never understood the rest. Though young I was very scientific and just could not figure it out. Finally in the car with my mom at a red light, she noticed that I really looked like I had to pee. She asked me if I had to go and I shook my head yes.
She pulled off at a gas station and I refused to get out and go. Finally I told her that I did not want to pee because I would be killing my tadpoles. Upon further questioning she realized that I thought I had to pee in a girl to get my "tadpoles" to seek out her egg. The shear thought of flushing my "tadpoles" down the toilet when I peed horrified me. Today I have a bladder of steal, wonder why?

The best part of the story is that I had apparently relayed the tadpole "Theory" to my playmate Mark(son of my mom's best friend). For days he had a coke bottle on his window sill. He told his mother that he had a tadpole in it.This was nothing unusual so she took his word for it. The water in the bottle became cloudy and stunk up his whole room. This prompted his mother to find the bottle full of old pee :)

~Robert Sean Gibson

~robert Sean Gibson

when i was really young i asked my mum where babies come from. i was with her one day when she was telling the story to a neighbour, he said "well, when you find out, come and tell me". i thought he really didn't know, despite the fact he was a grown man. he didn't have any kids, so i guess it made sense!!

alby

I used to beleive that you had kids by kissing, and if the stork saw you he told you to go to the hospital.

Chase

When I was little I was very active in the sexual department (reading and asking questions and basically messing around with friends); and I came across a pop up book about male and female sexual organs. It was rather explicit but used a washing machine and a dryer for demonstarion purposes. The washer would "spit" this liquid into the dryer opening. One day while messing around with one of my friends (I hope she doesn't figure this out), I decided that I would pee inside her because that is what the washing machine did. Oh man was I dumb (it got everywhere). I found out the truth when I was 11 in sex ed.

Numpty until age 11