reproduction

I used to believe that some men went to prostitutes in order to have babies.

fluffy

i used to stick my finger in my butt,for that is how i thought a baby is made.

lolkid

I knew the basic idea of intercourse, but for a LONG time thought that the woman got pregnant because the man peed inside her.....

Anonymous

i used to believe that women could only have sex once. and i didnt know of the whole menstrual cycle thing so i thought the sperm just stayed there forever and would make her get pregnant at random times. and also for some reason(dont ask me why) thought that if a women had sex with two different guys the baby would be all mutated and deformed.

quentin

when i was 4 i asked my mom from where do babies come from and she said that a bird drops the into the chimney. when every i saw a house without a chimney i wondered from where do the parents have a baby so i assumedthey had no baby so i felt sad from them.

amit

When I was a child my mom had "the talk" with me. She showed me a book with diagrahms of the womans parts and the mans parts, and one of the pages had to frogs mating and she explained to me animals had sex to have babies too. Well, at the end of this covnersatin she asked if i had any questions and I replied with "doesnt it hurt when Daddy climbs on ure back like the froggies are doing?"

Becki

when i was about 6yrs old, my mom n dad asked me if i wantto have a younger brother or sister, i said yes...
later, i asked my mom how can i get new brother, she replied that she has go to hospital, then the'll put her on some machines n thats where kids come from...

NeXt

I used to believe that before my sisters and I were born, we all lived one on top of another in my Mum's torso, against a red background, until we came out in order. We had our own oven and stove.

Cloud8

I used to believe that twins were always identical.

Anon

I used to believe that when two people married their children appeared out of the middle of nowhere.

Anon

When I asked my mom where babies came from, she must have been expecting it because this is what she told me :
"Well pumpkin beanie, when a mommy and daddy decide they want a baby, they go to google.com and type in I WANT A BABY and theres a website where you type in if you want the baby to have mommy or daddys eyes, mouth, and so on until every part of the baby either looks like the mommy or the daddy. Then there are some forms you fill out until you submit them and the website sents them straight to God up in Heaven. After God puts all the parts together, the stork flys up to Heaven and picks up the baby, then they fly straight to the Cabbage Patch and the hospital truck picks them up there once they are fully made. Then mommy picks baby up at the hospital and brings baby home!

HAHA I love my mother!

Julie

I used to beleive that babys were made from baby powderrr !(: and the mommy had to take a pill (: up intill i was like....9(: i still didnt know it had to be like in side her vigina though haha(: and i also thought that sex was when people got ontop of each toher naked and layed there(:

Emily

I remember when I was little I was playing with some Barbie dolls. I had some little plastic babies and I thought they were awesome : ] - Until I was talking to my friend while we were playing, she said that the babies should have sex and at which moment she made them kiss. I thought that sex was kissing and so when her mum arrived to take her home I shouted out the door "Remember, the babies have sex!" My mum slammed the door and seemed angry, I burst into tears and ran upstairs. When I started to do sex ed at school, I was really interested.... Until I brought home something my friend had done about girls having wet dreams, my mum looked through my school bag and found it... Then she explained everything.
I've not been into a single sex ed lesson since.

Kissing and sex

i used to believe that a woman gave birth through her belly button. I used to check mine everyday to see if i had a baby to play with yet. duh!!!

lauren

my 11 year old brother believes a vagina is called a "china" and when I said that I wanted to go to china one day he started freaking out and told my mom i liked girls. we still haven't corrected him because it's SO funny.

anon

I used to believe that the only way parents could have babies was if they got married. It had something to do with putting on the ring.

But even funnier than that is that my sister thought babies were present at the wedding.

Lincoln