reproduction

When i was waaaay younger I Always thought that women had girl babies and men had boy babies....i was always wondering when my paw-paw was gonna have his baby

Leslie

When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!

Hennie

my freind used to think babies came out of microwaves. apparently you put a ready to heat packet in the micro wave set it for two minutes and the baby would be ready to come out.

micro

As a small child, I knew babies came out from the woman's body, but didn't know where. I figured it out on my own one day - I was sitting on my grandmother's lap while she was wearing a housedress. Looking down the neck of her dress, I saw only darkness. Therefore, I deduced that women developed holes in their chests, and babies came out there.

Kathy

I used to believe that boys had boy babies, and girls had girl babies.

That was when I was 3-7. I'm 15 now.

Stefanie Michelle

When I asked my mum where babies came from, she told me from the chemist (pharmacy). I believed her until I watched a kids TV show about pregnancy, and the next opportunity babies came up in a conversation (at a dinner party), I asked the same question, got the same answer then explained in great detail how babies were made, and what birth was like. I was 7, and that was the last time I was allowed at the dinner table until my teens!

Sundeep

I was born at Easter and when I asked where I came from , was told I was found in an Easter egg bought for my sister Carol, wearing a silver paper nappy! I believed that for years, and still wish it were true. It`s better than being found under a cabbage!

Sylvia Boston UK

When I was 2 and my Mum was pregnant with my brother she used to take me with her when she had her check-ups with the nurse.

When the nurse took her blood pressure she used the old-fashioned type thing which you have to pump by hand. I used to think that when she pumped up the machine she was pumping my Mum's tummy up too!!!

Katie M

My daghter got very curious about how babies get in the mommys tummy. She was not satisfied with the safe answers I was providing. So I gave her a slightly technical but edited version of how it startes to grow in the mommy. I told her mommys have very small eggs inside them, and that daddys put a lot of very small sperm inside the mommy that have a race and swim to the egg. Who ever gets there first goes in the egg, and startes growing into a baby. She seemed satisfied with the answer. I asked if she had any questions and she replyed No. about a week later we were going to the store just me and her. She was very quiet and I asked her what she was thinking. She said," Moma does sperms got faces?" I replyed "No honey why?" She then asked me how they know how to get to the egg if they can not see where they are going. I replyed, "They just know." I was trying so hard not to laugh.

PMP

When I was young I used to believe that if a man and a woman slept in my bed together they would become pregnant instantly. Every time my dad had family over, or friends, they used my room as the guest room and I slept on the couch. And every morning when we ate breakfast the couple that were sleeping in my bed would surprise us with the news that they were pregnant. I never wanted to sleep with a male in that bed ever!

Amber

I asked my parents when I was a little lass "How do babies get here?"
And my mom told me that when a mommy and a daddy get along together they "get" a baby.

A few years ago I reminded my mom of what she told me.
She laughed and said " Well, getting along helps doesn't it?"

D

One day in 5th grade we were having art class and i had to sit next to a girl who was really dumb and beleived anything she was told. so me and my friends decided to play a joke on her. we told her that both girls AND boys could have babies. at first she though we were lieing (i dont know why she wouldn't beleive us, we were truthful lil kids ;-P) she loved to watch Full House so we asked her if she seen the episode where Becky and Jesse had the twins and she said yes so we told her that Becky had one of the babies and Jesse had the other and she was like "Oh yeah i remember that. ur right boys CAN have babies!" she beleived us for years, she also beleives in mermaids! strange lil girl she is!

Just a truthful lil kid

i had no idea that sex involved movement till i was 15 (after 2 different sex ed classes) i also didnt know that ejaculation was what cuased the women to get pregnant so i basically thought sex was when a man lied on top of a women and somehow the sperm got magically to the egg i was always very confused when my friends talked about cum and what not then at 15 i discovered porn and everything made so much sense

Klaire (very sheltered and very misinformed)

When i was younger i believed that when a woman was pregnant she fed the baby through her bellybutton and not throung the umbillical (sorry for the spelling) cord.

never having children...just kidding

I used to believe that an erection was called a 'wallet'.

Anon

when i was really little i asked my mom where i came from and she told me i came from the cabbage patch - like cabbage patch dolls

Anon

when i was 4 i asked my mom from where do babies come from and she said that a bird drops the into the chimney. when every i saw a house without a chimney i wondered from where do the parents have a baby so i assumedthey had no baby so i felt sad from them.

amit

When I was in about the fifth grade, A group of friends and I went up to a younger kid on the playground and asked him where babies came from. We knew of course, but we wanted to tease the little kid to see what he would say.

His reply: "The plus minus [pregnancy] test."

Melissa

Up to the age of 12 I was convinced urinating while in mid copulation resulted in a Downs Syndrome baby.

Nathan Harlow

When i was a kid, i knew that something came out of the mans penis that made a woman pregnant. One night, i cant remember why, Dad slept in my bed and i was in my parents bed with Mum. I was terrified that if something came out of his penis onto my bed it could get inside me and make me pregnant the next time i slept in my own bed! It had me scared for weeks, esp when i had "cravings" for chocolate!

Mel C