reproduction

The first time I asked my mom where babies come from, she told me, "A man and a woman have to be naked, they go under the covers and they make a baby." So I always thought that if I was ever naked next to a boy, I would automatically get pregnant.

Anon

when i was about 6yrs old, my mom n dad asked me if i wantto have a younger brother or sister, i said yes...
later, i asked my mom how can i get new brother, she replied that she has go to hospital, then the'll put her on some machines n thats where kids come from...

NeXt

I used to believe that Mums and Dads bought children from shops in big cellophane boxes

Richard M

One day, when I was about 6 or so, while watching a movie on TV, I asked my Mom where babies come from. She told me that a man and woman get married and then they have babies. Several years later, my Mom told me that the girl who had been my all time favorite babysitter was pregnant. My response? I didn't know Tana was married.

Pamela B.

I used to belive that children were simply a by-product of getting married and that sex wasn't involved at all. Once a couple was married someone would come along and deliver children to them.

Daniel

when i was younger i used to believe that when people wanted to have a baby, they simply went to the hospital and purchased one. i thought that all the parents looking at their children from behind the window at the nursery were prospective buyers.

ergo

I used to believe babies just happened. I would visit my aunt who was unmarried living alone and ask her if she was going to have a baby yet. Got told to quit asking that.

Anon

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL I ASKED MY GRANDFATHER HOW BABIES WERE MADE AND HE TOLD ME
THAT BABIES WERRE MADE BY BIRDS SHITTING ON THE FENCE POST AND THEN THE SUN HATCHED THEM. I WAS ONLY 7 SO OF COURSE I THOUGHT GRANDPAW WAS NEVER WORNG SO THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL I TOLD THE WHOLE CLASS HOW BABIES WERE REALY MADE. NEEDLESS TO SAY THE SCHOOL CALLED MY PARENTS BOY DID GRANDPAW GET INTO TROUBLE.

NICOLE

i used to think babies were brought by the birds and were made in this special"baby-goo" factory.i was less then 6/7 then.

velvetryn

I thought babies were one year old when they were born. I corrected my neighbor when she told me her baby was 2 weeks old. She said, "well, they have to be something before they're one, don't they?"

Kristen

When I was in the third grade, my best friend told me 'where babies come from'...Don't ask me why my best friend got around to telling me sooner than my parents, but all the same...I denied that MY parents did that, and said that MY parents would never do such a thing! After a lengthy debate I returned home only to find out how wrong I was. I'll never forget that...

Reb

I was standing in the lunch line in fourth grade. my best friend, at the time, told me the story of "sex"! From that day on i understood that a boy puts his "thing"(her terms) inside of you, the the boy pees inside the girl! then, BOOM!, your pregnant with a baby! When we had sex ed in the 5th grade, I was blown away by the fact of sperm! Needless to say, I was still stupid enough to raise my hand and ask about the whole "peeing" thing!!!!

S. Watters

I know this is very wrong but I did use to believe that black children were born from their mothers bums.
I also used to believe that all babies were born into the toilet too..

Phil

When I was little my mom would always cross stitch, thus, I used to believe babies were made when God would CROSS STITCH them. Then he would give the cross stitching to mom and dad in church. At the childrens sermon one sunday, the pastor asked how they were made and i raised my hand and proudly stated my thoughts.

lady

I once saw a lady nursing her baby in a public bathroom. For the longest time after that I thought that when a lady got pregnant the baby grew off of her breast and when it was ripe you picked it off like a grape! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Dyth

I used to think the stork brought us to our parents house. Honestly, I remember and friend of mine and me talking, we both agreed that storks had to have brought us, because our parents would do something as disgusting as having sex.

Jackie Mullinix/St Louis

I thought fetuses being in the mother's stomach had to be bored and so they watched TV too, but rather than TV, they watched their moms take craps, except it was from the inside. So they got to see the actual crap being formed and coming out of the butt.

Once I figured this out I told my mother and she nodded understandingly. I beamed and knew I was right all along.

mochakofee

When I was little I thought that you became pregnant when you got married, but then I'd get really confused when I met people with kids who'd never been married, another thing that confused me was where I came from scince I was the seconed child in my family and I couldn't have come from the church like my sister

Shelby

When I was little I used to believe that to have sex, the man would have to suck the womans boobs and that was it and would not believe anyone that tried to tell me different. Later on in sex ed when they explained the way everyone else had tried to explain to me I couldnt get over it.

Anon

I used to believe you ordered babies from Montgomery Ward catalog. My best friend's mother had a baby, so our family went over to see them. While there, I asked my mother if she would order us a baby from the catalog. I couldn't understand why everyone was laughing at me.

Anon