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I lived a very,very,very sheltered life and never saw anyone with children who wasn't already married. It wasn't until my first day of the 11th grade that one of the girls came in with a big belly and took the seat behind me. She announced to some friends that she was having a girl. My curiosity got the best of me because I couldn't help but to ask her how her parents let her get married before she finished highschool.

You can only imagine the laughs I got from the entire class, including the teacher!!

Sheltered
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When i was little i asked my dad how babies were made. He told me about the whole sex thing and how the sperm meets the egg, my next question was to ask 'how does the man know when the sperm has met the egg' my dads reply was......'you just know'

looking back, im so embarrased

Gem
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When I was a very small person, and I'd just got to grips with the fact that eye colour was inherited from your parents, I was convinced that it wasn't possible for two people to have children if they didn't have the same eye colour.

Squeaky
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i have an uncle, who is sorta large around the middle, and we were all sitting out at his house for a picnic, and my sister hopped up on his lap,put her head against his stomache, and yelled, "SHH! i'm listening for the baby!" my aunt was very pregnant at the time, and she assumed since my uncle was so large like her, he was having a baby, too! from then on, any larger person she saw, male or female, so automatically assumed they were having a baby!

HeL
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As a kid I didn't know anything like "SEX" exsisted. I used believe if a girl falls in love with a boy or they get married,the girl becomes pregnant. Later when I got to know sex exsisted, I believed the guy would just put his thing into girls and lay still and had no idea for how long!

poosh
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when i was little i believed that if a girl went to the bathroom and didn't flush the toilet and then a boy went to the bathroom that they would make a baby--i thought there were loads of sewer babies. for years i would never walk anywhere near storm drains.

sewer baby
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I used to believe that when a mum and dad wanted a baby they held hands and said "it's time", and then the baby would grow inside the mum's head, travling down to her belly.

rotten
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When I was six, my best friend told me how men and women have sex, and that it makes a baby. I thought that the man and the woman had to stay attached like that for the whole time until the baby came.

Tam
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when i was 3, i heard that children are like whoever gave birth to them (genes) and so i thought that girls gave birth to girls and boys gave birth to boys...

Anon
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i use to think that you got pregnant just by touching and that babies came out of your belly button.

amanda
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i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.

J Dog
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I always thought if someone wanted a black baby they ate a watermelon seed and if someone wanted a white baby they ate a cantelope seed. If someone had twins that meant they accidentally swollowed more than one seed. I was ALWAYS very, very careful when eating either of these melons.

Polly
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Until she was about 12 my sister belived that she would be able to chose the sex of her baby. Her idea was that it went: Man on top-its a boy, Woman on top-its a girl. It was only when I asked her what she expected to give birth to after doggie style that she finally noticed that her plan wasnt quite so fool proof!

Anon
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I used to believe that birds and bees had baby boys and girls and then they sent them to the stork to be delivered, i think i got my rhymes and stories mixed together haha

Graham Bozenhard
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I used to belive that white men's semen was white
and black men's semen was black, My "logic" was that it would explain black people having black babies and white people having white babies.

Ollie
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When I was 6, I asked my mom where babies came from. Not thinking I was ready for the "talk", she calmy told me that a mommy and daddy go to K-Mart and put a baby on layaway. In 9 months, they go and pick it up. No explanation on why mommies get so big. (I was 6, she was under pressure!) They straightened it out for me a year later when my sister was born, but to this day, the customer service desk in the back of K-Mart freaks me out.

Shops at Target
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When I was little (5 or 6), I asked my mom how she 'made' me. After many futile attempts to get it right, I said, "Did you swallow daddy's pee-pee in your mouth?" I never got a straight answer, so I went for years thinking that women had children by drinking their husband's pee.

Adam
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I used to believe, back in elementary school, that in order for a guy to get a girl pregnant, he had to PEE in her!!! I apparently wasn't paying attention in sex-ed...

Odie
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When I was about 5 going on 6 my Mom had my little brother, so I asked her where did he come from, well being so young she told me he was a gift from God, and that she prayed really hard. So until I was old enough to truly understand, I used to believe that all you had to do was go to the hospital and pray to have a baby and you would get one. Back then I always wondered why she always prayed for boys, I don't have any sisters.

Catherine Burroughs
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I used to believe that the only time adults had sex was to have a baby, so in the movies when a prospective father was surprised his wife was going to have a baby, I thought that was really silly. Of course he knew!

Anon
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