reproduction

i used to belive that babys floated in the tummy and ate blood with dypers on!!! and a bow and their hair!

Anon

I once asked my mom if you could have a baby without being married, because all the daddies on tv were really mean. She reluctantly said yes. Later that day, i rememember thinging that I'm going to have a baby but never get married.

britishbroccoli

when i was about 4,i thought that when you were pregnant you had all of your kids at once, seince i just have a sister,i figured we were just both made in the stomach,but my aunt had 4 kids,so i thought 2 of them grew in the back. it took me about a year to realize they were born seperate (but she had 2 sets of twins, weird huh?)

anastacia beeverhousen

I thought Sperm Whales and Semen (Seamen) were in some way related.

SeanR

When i was a toddler, i would ask my mom and dad to buy a baby in the hospital. One day they come home and said to me, "they ran out of babies, they will make more later".

Aqua_fishgrl

I used to believe that women's vaginas were located on the front of their pelvis and that a man could penetrate, and have sex, just by walking forward into her and then thrusting. I didn't know that the vagina opening was actually between the legs. Then, I believed that a man impregnated a woman by urinating into her vagina and that the foam one sees while peeing was actually sperm.

DevilPaul

My nephew once told his grandmother that he was very worried, because when he grew up to be an adult he wanted children but he had heard how children were made and wondered if that was true? and if it was, it was the most discusting he had ever heard.His grandmother told him it was true what he had heard. He then said "Well then Im first gonna go to he hospital to get my dick paralyzed!"

M

I used to beleive that if you pooed to hard you might have your baby from out your bum and that when the baby was born it was so small that you didn't realise when you flushed it down the loo!! Also i used to think that when it was time to have your baby you could press your belly button instead of pushing!!!!

Miss Blone Brunette

When I was about 4 or five I thought that when you wanted a baby you just prayed to god and said, Ï wanna have a baby". Then I started thinkin' that on that very day I had to decide if I wanted a baby or not. So I said to myself, "God, I want a baby, but don't make it hurt when it comes out."

I was a kinda stupid kid

babies from god

When i was little, i used to believe that to get pregnant you had to pee in eachothers mouths.

eww hah i was such a gross kid.

Kara

Before I understood sex, I thought sperm was something a man gave to a woman, who would then put it inside her. I imagined it to look something like a vitamin, that would then grow into a baby.

Anon

My first grader's were having a discussion about animals that lay eggs. One child asked, "Do people lay eggs?" Another child responded, "NO! People lay babies!"

dianna

I was in grade 10, when, in front of the whole class, while we had just "finished" the chapters on Mitosis / Meisis and Zygotes ... I asked my biology teacher, "I understood it mam, but where does this zygote really form? In the female body I presume, then how does she get MALE hormones inside?"


Surprisingly, all my friends (it was a girls school) knew about how it works, I got a stunned silence and stupid giggling after my question - sufficient to let me know I've asked a stupid questions. I got a fresh perspective in the recess that followed.

Needless to say, the teacher always believed I asked the question on pupose to embarass her and treated me accordingly.

Pooja.

when i was about 5 or 6, i remember the commercials in between sesame street about now pregnant women shouldnt drink. i was really confused because everyone needed to drink, so i asked my mom why pregnant women cant drink, and she said because its not good for the baby. so then i proceeded to ask, "not even water?" so now i know better that they were talkin about alcoholic drinks!

silly girl

When I was a kid my best friend at the time confided in me that she was afraid her mom was pregnant. When I ask her why she thought that, she told me that her mom didn't wear underwear. When I didn't understand she looked at me like I was stupid and said, "don't you know pregnant women can't wear underwear?" Of course within 9 mos. we both realized she was wrong since her mom never did have a baby...lol

KBaker

When I was little, my parents used to tell me the story of where I came from:
They were really poor but wanted another daughter, so they got a big jar and started saving coins to buy one. It took a really long time, but eventually, they took the big jar full of coins to a baby store. They saw all kinds of babies, some with black hair, and some with pretty purple eyes. But while my sister was wandering around, she came across a beautiful little girl with golden locks and freckles, and called my parents over, and they agreed the moment they saw me. I was wrapped in pretty paper and ribbons like a present and brought home that day.

Anon

i used to believe that sex was when you were naked in front of the person you were having it with until about 2 years ago im 21!

Anon

My dad always told me that when i was born, my parents picked me out from the "milk river," which I imagined to be just a river of regular dairy milk. Only until 8th grade did I tell my friends and soon after realize the dirty meaning behind it by their reactions! XP

BigDawg

In fifth grade, when we had the sex education video, it talked about when boys are old enough to get erections. I thought for the longest time after, that once a boy is old enough to get an erection, it would last him his whole life. So a guy was always hard, and never soft.

Sam

I used to believe that babies grew in gardens...similar to cabbage patch kids only they hadn't been invented yet.

Tracy