reproduction

This is not a belief of mine but of my poor sister Jenna. Since she's been very small she's believed that when a woman was pregnant the baby drained her blood and she died when it was born. Then the dad married another woman to raise the child. I dunno where she got this idea but no one could talk her out of it till she was 22. That is when she married and found herself pregnant. In a panic she called me and told me the grave news. I went with her to the doctor who tried to set her straight. Still, she worried quite a bit until my little neice Olivia was born.

Molly Windsor

When l was a child, l asked my father how did l born and he answered me that he always loves my mother but one night he loved her too much and I borned.

dido

I was travelling on the school bus with my friend when we were 10 or 11 - he was going crazy because I have 4 brothers and sisters, that means my parents have had sex FIVE times. He was even more freaked when I reminded him that he has 5 brothers and sisters himself. Go figure...

Doz

My mother told me that when I was 4 and my brother was born I said "that one ugly and bald bring it back for a pretty girl one"and when my grandma brought me to the hospital gift shop and wanted me to pick out a stuffed animal for my baby brother I refused because "I dont like him, he is ugly"

Alexis

when i was 3 or 4 i asked my mom where do babies come from.she said that at the age of 25,your doctor gives you an injection so after a year you will then have a baby.if you get 2 injections you will have 2 babies and so on.but you can only have 5 babies...

Kristina

i used to believe that if you ate too much food, you'd get fat and then poop out a baby. =X

monkichi

My dad had explained to me how animals "pair themselves" to make little animal babies (probably after watching humping lions on an animal show or something). I thought I had it all figured out, until I discovered that the human practice of "pairing ourselves" (marriage) didn't resemble the animal way very much, so I candidly asked my dad why humans pair themselves so differently. A deep sigh later, my dad launched into the real story...

The worst thing about this is when I told my friend about my new wisdom, he refused to believe me and beat me up.

Anon

When I was younger I used to think that when you got married, god put a spell on the woman and she had a baby!

Emma

i used to believe that when a man and woman kissed the girl got pregnant and then she went to the bathroom and pooped out the baby.

izzy

When I was 3-8 I thought that something in your spit caused you to have children!

WhyMe

I used to believe that children were born when a boys and girls were the same age and they hugged. When my boyfriend tried to hug me i explained to him and he told me the truth. I was a misguided child and i was 12 at the age too!

sad and lonely

I used to believe that anyone that was fat was having a baby. I really, really wanted a baby so I used to eat all the fat off of my family's food (I was 6). I particularly remember eating the fat off of all the pork chops at dinner. I once saw a really fat man at a grocery store and thought he was having a baby. I couldn't understand how the baby would come out of a man.

MSB

I used to think that babies were produced when two people rapidly rubbed their bellies together.

Anon

My Mother Told Me That When She Was Pregnant With Me, I Used To Get Hungry A Lot. So, Whatever She Ate,I Ate From Inside Her Belly.
I Used To Believe That In Order For Me To Stay Alive, I Had To Eat The Inside Of My Mommy. lol I Just Assumed That Everything That You Ate Turned Into Body Fat.

Cocoa

While I was learning about intercorse I belived to ensure you got pregnant you needed to see the doctor and some how needed to do the deed in his sergury.

Anon

I used to believe that in order for a couple to have a baby, they had to have sex exactly six times. So, for instance, a woman with three kids had only had sex 18 times!

Paige

I used to believe that a man and a woman made babies by the man peeing in the woman.

Anon

When I was little, I asked my Mom where I came from... she said that the gypsys left me on her doorstep. Then I asked about my sister and they said she was an alein they found in a dumpster...

M*u*e

when i was younger i used to think when the mum's tummy was big enough she would press her tummy button and the guy would have to catch it and they would keep cumin till they caught it and to get more the guy would trick the tummy button

rachel

When I was around 5 or 6, we were at my great uncle's house and several relatives started talking about my parents' wedding. I told them, "Oh yeah, I was there too." They of course knew this wasn't true, and asked where I was. I said, "I was in my mommy's tummy." I couldn't understand why they were laughing so hard at me. Of course what I had accidentally implied was that my mom was knocked up when they got married - which they also knew wasn't true, since I wasn't born for another 4 years... I still feel embarassed about that one, but I guess at the time I believed all babies were just waiting in their mommy's tummy until the right time to be born.

Anon