reproduction

when i was young, i was told that if a woman wanted to become pregnant she could get a needle to be. when the sex.ed lady at school told us the truth, it was a bit of a shock.

Anon

i used to believe all babies came from tesco's(british supermarket) and when you didnt want one you put it back

Beth

when i was a little girl mabie 4 or 41/2 my mom told me i was gonna be a big sister. well i was thinking about it one day andi kept thinking we were gonna go to the store and actually purchase her over the counter.

gina baldino

when i was little i used to belive that i was realy found under a tree trunk when i was a newborn.

audrianna

At the age of 7 years old i used to belive that i came out of a garbage can.

U-M

i used to think that i was dropped from the sky out of a hot air balloon, landed on the wall in front of my parents' house and that was how they got me. i had this mental image of landing on the wall on my back, springing up and landing on my feet and then walking into the house where i grew up.

neil

i used to believe that to make babies a man and a woman have to get into bed naked and kiss then a baby comes,

Rose

when i was very young, i used to think that when you become a woman at age eighteen that you naturally get pregnant. I was horrified and used to cry over this cause i didnt want to have a baby.

vampira

When I was about 7, my mom finally told me about sex. She brought out the word "genes". It puzzled me for a second but for some odd reason I asked "so, theres little blue jeans floating inside you?" i thought that they were jeans that somehow were smothered onto the baby. and thats why the babys were so wet and goey. she laughed and explained to me. what a mind can think up!

Hannah

Hi. I used to believe that when two people (a man and a woman) after they got married, wished real hard for a baby and if they were lucky, God gave them one! Sad, I know. I had such an innocent view of the world. ] . [, oh well, goodbye!

Anon

When i was little i thought that If you asked god for a baby he would give you one.

rhian

I used to think that if you wanted a baby, you would press your belly button, an in 9 months, (I knew that bit), out would pop a baby, .. no wonder I couldn't figure out why you had to go to hospital??

**__little.princess__**

I used to believe that a baby shower meant that the pregn ant woman would have a special magic shower that dumped presents instead of water! =)

Ciarlene

When I was kid, I don't remember if it's when I saw my uncle's wife pregnant, or when they had their baby (my cousin).. anyway, I asked my uncle's wife where did they get the baby from, she told me that they went to the market and bought it.
So I imagined that there is a special market for selling babies, hahhahaha, I still have the image in my head!!

Long time after, I discovered the real truth!! lol

Archipi

I used to believe that twins were always identical.

Anon

i used to stick my finger in my butt,for that is how i thought a baby is made.

lolkid

I thought that you could choose the sex of your babies by selecting left or right when you entered the woman!

Tim

When my son was about four he said well I know how I came out of you, (c-section), but how did I get inside you? This was a subject I was not ready to discuss with him and before I could say anything he said "I know I must have been one of your germs". I just smiled and said yup, must have been. Some things are better left unsaid.

Melanie

my mum told me that she had picked my brother and i up from the bin. but because i didn't like my brother very much as a kid, i used to tell him that mummy picked us both from bins but my bin was nicer and that's why i am a nicer person. lol!

Jean

hi!! i used to believe that babies came from the fish shop.
i remember walkin past the chippy and i sed to my mum.mummy where do babies cum from.she sed u go to the shop and buy them, with me walkin past the fish shop i automatically thought that was where they came from.

aaron B