reproduction

I used to believe that boys had boys and girls had girls. IDK why, but that sounded sensible, didn't you?

J Mintuck

When I was about 8 my mum gave me a book on sex. When my younger sister had left the room, she decided to explain it to me in a little more detail. She told me that the 'little tadpoles' from the man got into the woman and that was how a baby was made. When I asked her how on earth the 'tadpoles' got in the woman, she replied, 'I don't know'. Sure she didn't.

Anon

i used to believe that when you were having sex to have a baby you would need to pee in the womans vagina and the next time she peed there would be a baby in the toilet

Alex

i used to believe that at the wedding when man and woman got married and they kissed the guy coughed up the sperm and i was like mom doesnt that taste bad. now i know why she looked at me funny.

Anon

i used to think babies were created by a man sticking his penis in a girls mouth. So one day my friend had a hazy idea of the right way. We got into a huge fght about it

u no who

When I was around 5 or 6 years old i used to believe that you could buy babies from a store. My mom would take me shopping and i would be whining coz i wanted a baby brother so she would point to a lady with a baby and tell me that she had gotten the last one. She did this every time I complained about wanting a baby brother. I believed her until she took me to work with her and a few of the ladys she worked with asked me where I was going and i told them I was going to walmart to get me a baby brother and they laughed at me...... parents can be so cruel!

Gothic Barbie

I used to think that babies "just happened". I used to have long conversations with my friends about how I wanted to be a mother but not be married so I figured I'd "just let it happen" as though pregnancy was an act of will. I had seen so many TV shows and movies about single mothers I thought thats what they had done, too!

Sarah

I used to think that babies came from cabbages.

Anon

when i was little i ask my mum if sperm was green coz i had been given a sex education class at school that day and it explained about the sperm meeting the egg but it didnt explain were sperm came from or i just wasnt listening so i interigated my mum when i got home about the colour of sperm and were it came from. well her answer was that it is coloured like spit that was all she told me and now i know the full works, fortently

joe

i used to think you had to have sex for 12 hours
3rd grade

Anon

i used to believe that i was made by my mum givin my dad a peck on da cheek!

Maria

When I was very young, I believed that babies were born through the mother's navel. A woman in our neighborhood had a baby and her son told us all about how it happened. So I shared the navel/birth canal belief with my entire preschool peer group.

Heather

I used to believe that Men stuck their vaginas in womens penises it was terrible when i found out the truth

Yasmin Numba 2

When I was 4 or maybe i was 5 no i was six well im not sure of the age i used to think that men breastfed but they didn't use there breast they used their Penius well i was very Embarrased to see the truth

Yasmin Numba 2

when i was 6 - 9 i asked my mom "mom, where do babies come from?". parents like hiding secrets from you so they told me that......when parents kiss a tiny egg comes from the boy and goes in the girls mouth. then the egg hatches and becomes a baby.i believed this for a couple of years but then i started wondering " why do people make out all the time and never have a baby?" .... everything got straightened out after i took puberty class

olive

I used to believe that children were bought at the hospital and not borne

Godwin Mwaipaya

i used to believe that babies come from stores like k-mart pre packed in plastic containers

breezy

i used to believe that a baby whil;e it was growing was in the stomach of the mother...and thats where it ate from...but then i wondered where it would go to the bathroom.

oog bbog

When i was small, i use to have a Baby Book. In it was a chart of my First teeth. However, at the time i thought it was because thats where i was born, out of my mothers mouth! A

A lot more painful than you would first imagine...!

Jade

I once saw an obese man at an amusement park and congratulated him on being pregnant.

RJ