reproduction

I used to believe that babies where flat-packed from MFI until I was set straight on the matter by a very imageful video.

Conseula

i seriously used to think babies came from cabbage patches, thanks to the stupid doll.

Anon

Until my freshman year in high school, I honestly thought that a man would put his baby maker in a woman's "pee hole" and the baby would come out her "poo hole".

Kim Kaluba

My sister used to believe you could get pregnant from oral sex.

Anon

When I was about 6 I asked my dad where I came from. He told me I came from a stork. To this day I don't know why my dad was screwing a stork!

Anon

When I was small, I believed that babies were 'fished' out of a local stream....The Snitz Creek!
Since I only learned to swim when I was 12 years old, I was terrible confused as to how I kept from
drowning before my parents 'fished' me out of the Creek!

Makeda

I use to think that "birth control pills" would make you pregnant. When I was 6 I had a nightmare that I had accidentally taken one. I was terrified.

Tracy

I used to think babies came out of the toilet

Anon

i used to believe that when u had a baby, it was hidden under a women's shirt. i then asked my neighbor "when u get dressed, how come the baby doesnt fall out?" that is when i was young and stupid

Jossy

When I Was About 3 My Parents Told Me that Babys Were Seeds And Planted In The Ground And Wen The Plant Grew A Baby Appered In The Mothers Womb And That The Parents Could Go To The Shop And Buy Baby Seeds.

Jordan S

When i was about 5 or 4 i used to think that you had to be married to have a baby. And that if you prayed to god you would get pregnant. Than I thought the baby would come out of your mouth! Then a year later i learned the real thing...you know what i mean

Lindsey

When my mom was pregnant with my sister,(I think) my mom took me to this class of some sort at the hospitalto explain to young siblings where the baby would develop. I don't remember much except the dolls, which were cloth and had velcro pouches that held smaller dolls like pregnant women.

Whether I wasn't paying attention, or they just didn't tell much, I don't know, but because of that I thought for a pretty long time that women became pregnant pretty much at random, which is why women all have different numbers, and some don't have any, even if they want them. The fathers were just the women's husbands, which also explained single moms.

Theresa

I was the smart kid. I knew exactly how reproduction happenned. I could name all the parts, discuss PMS, the whole nine. What I didn't know is that there might be another reason for men and women to have sex aside of reproduction. Boys were gross until they grew up and somehow magically transformed into potential dads. Right???

You know how women will go into a room and close the door so the kids can't hear what's being said? Well I thought that when my mom was in the room with her friends, that they were "playing". I even protected my father from what I thought was this terrible secret. Of course mom and her friends were just talking, but I didn't know that.

I was 13 before someone finally explained things to me. I still didn't fully believe it until I was 18 and had my first serious male partner.

Niki

i used to believe that while two people were having sex a baby would automatically just pop out of the female!

Brooke

When i was little i thought babys were made by mixing pee so i would always flush toilets before i went to use them so there wasnt babys in the sewers

Brett

I never knew about the sex making babies thing, so I thought a woman just became randomly pregnent. When I was 6, everytime I pooed i checked the toilet to see if a baby came out!

Anon

When I was a very little girl, of course, I didn't know "where babies came from," and I don't really remember asking, but I thought that the mommy was in her bed, sleeping, then two angels, one on either side of the bed, appeared with the baby, and left it there.

Barb

I used to think that babies came from urine.

oh no

when i was little like 5 or 6 i used 2 think that boys and girls had babies (my father wasnt the smallest guy ever) i htought my dad and my mom were both pregnant & they were both gona have babies out of their bellybuttons, but my dads was smaller than my moms so one night i climbed into my parents bed and rubbed my dads stomach and talked to "the baby inside" i just found out last year (i'm 13) that thats not true!!

Daniel S. Williams

I used to think that I was pregnant, and that the wrinkles in my belly button was the baby's vulva.

Suz