reproduction

When I was about 6, my best friend told me the real way babies were made. I didn't believe her at all, I said "NO, God just points his "baby finger" (pinky) at a woman's stomach and the baby appears in her arms!" We argued for a straight 2 hours. I thought that until about the 4th grade

Lauren

I used to believe that babies come from a machine

Chris

I used to believe that I was found in a dumpster as a baby, and that's where I came from.

Sâra

When I was little, I noticed that some couples would have their first kid a year after they were married. This led me to believe... you get the picture. One day, my resource room teacher and I were having a conversation. Her and her boyfriend were engaged and I said "a married couple always have their first baby a year after their married." She just laughed and said how cute I was.

Queen Anne's Lace

That children are ordered from catalogues :)
That actors are actually moving behind the TV screen:)
That we can make money whenever we need (Handcraft)
That if someone doesnt know me ... He or she doesnt even exist

Anon

I used to believe that a mom and her baby were connected at the belly button when the baby was inside her and she fed it by inserting food into her belly button.

Anon

wen mi dad first told me how babies were made i werent really listening but he told me that sperm was like fishs so i thought that women stuck fish up their vaginas so wen my auntie got pregnant i sed wen did u go fishing? I totally confused everyone in the room and i thought that they didnt no how babies were made so i explained it to them. 32 years on and they still tease me about it!

confuser

I used 2 think that the female of any animal including humans could give birth to babies wheneva they wanted to without having 2 mate and have sex with a male of the same specie.

Anon

When I was little, I asked my parents how babies were made. Their response was that you would pick them up on the streets. So for a certain time I actually thought that was how babies were made until I learned about it in school.

Annabananaz

When I was around 5 or 6, I used to believe that babies were born with clothes :S

Alex

I thought that to have a baby you just kissed a lot. . . (I was young!)
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STOOBIE217x

When I was in 5th grade, my friend said the best way to have a baby boy was to "finger" the women before having sex. I remember thinking this was the most discusting thing ever and I probably wouldn't ever have children.

dub

i used to beleev dat when a man kissed a woman, she would hav a baby, but if he nibbled the womans ear,she would hav twins. I caught my aunty and uncle making love an di guessed that the baby would be dead becoz my uncle was squishing it!

Trev and Killwillly

I never beleived that my parents or their friends (most of whom appear cultured and sophisticated) could ever have sex. I thought it was an immoral act, and the thought of touching a woman where they pee with the part of my body where i pee repulsed me then (the thought that each other's urine could cause illness). Plus the fact that I'm an only child who looks more like a maternal uncle, augmented this misconception. Then in 1992 (I was 12, soon to learn about the birds and the bees) my parents' friends came with his three children. The second son's hairstyle was so much like the father's, and I wondered how was that possible?

Anon

I studied French at university and in my second year (I was 19) I wrote an essay on nineteenth-century short stories. One story featured a strange bear-man who had been conceived when his mother had sex with a bear. I told my tutor that this fitted the description of a "conte fantastique" perfectly, because although events seemed supernatural, there was also a logical explanation and what happened in the story, although unlikely, could happen in real life. He looked at me in amazement and then said, very slowly, "look, I know we're not studying biology here..."

Victoria

i used to think that when a woman was pregnant when she got changed the baby fell on the floor so one time asked a teacher that i had that was pregnant how she kept the baby from fallin when she got changed and she told me how it really worked

Anon

I thought that babies were made from the pee of a man and a woman. I was always so upset when my brother wouldn't flush the toilet, I was afraid that if I peed on his pee that would make a baby and I would have to flush the baby down the toilet.

KP

i used to believe that if u(being a girl) went pee in a toilet after someone else (being a boy) you would make a baby in the toilet and it would live in the sewer without its mommy or daddy

Ashley

my brother when he was 8 his mom my step mother was watching a baby story and my brother asked my stepmom " Wwwwwwwhy is that woman pooping out a baby mommy?" she told him the story

anon

I used to believe that women had babies just when they grew up. Now I know there is a man involved

Anon