reproduction

I used to believe that a mans penis was a big sack, and the testicles were little tiny balls about an inch in diameter. The man would open the weiner, and put it in the womans vagina. If they wanted twins, they would put in two balls. Then I asked my parents why they didn't put in two balls, because I wanted a twin. Silly me. They gave me the talk.

more experienced now

When we were ten, my class learned about sex (just the basic stuff like eggs and sperm, nothing that would traumatise us too much at that point).
Anyway it that class had a best guy friend who acted real girly and hung out with us girls more than he hung out with guys.
In my class was also this kid who assumed that if a boy wasn't manly and was too girly, he had eggs instead of sperm.
So, yeah, one day, he told my best friend that he had sperm instead of eggs, in front of the whole class, teacher included.

Anon

i used to think that when a people got married,the woman automatically had children

lydia

I used to beleive that you had kids by kissing, and if the stork saw you he told you to go to the hospital.

Chase

I used to believe that in order to get a baby, you would just ask god for one and then in a couple of months you would go to the hospital to get one

Anon

I used to believe that you took birth control right before you had sex. I thought the women on tv were such sluts because they always said "Who wants to worry about birth control every day?" I thought maybe they were just really horny or something

skybluegirl

I used to believe that for a baby to be born, a couple had to be married. If they were in love, God would give them one baby. If they were REALLY in love, god would give them two babies.But if they had been bad, he would give them three to punish them.

Mega Spit

once my uncle willie used to think he came from a under a cabbage leaf cause his name was willie the wooly worm.

jennifer

My cousin, when he was about 4 years old, went up to my brother and said "hey Bobby, do you remember when you n me was in my mommy's tummy and we was playing volley ball?"

Heide

when my aunt got pregnant I asked her why her tummy was big. She said she had swallowed a watermelon seed. Of course I believed her!

confused

When I was 3 my mom was pregnant with my brother. One night we were having dinner when she said: "Uh oh, I guess someone is arriving", meaning my brother, but I thought someone was actually coming at our place, so I stood up and went to open the door.

Marta

I come from India, where talking about sex is considered highly taboo. In my school, there was nothing called sex or health education. So when I moved to an American school in the 6th grade, I was shocked to hear the other kids (who were quite half-knowledgable) talking about periods and sex, which I had never heard of or even wondered about before. Being an only child, I didn't even have to face the question of where do babies come from. Tired of being teased by my peers, I went to the library and took out a book for kids, which showed the biological process of the sperm meeting the egg and the cycle of ovulation. I still didn't get the sex part, and thought that when things got hot between a couple, the sperm (which I assumed to be the tiniest-- as mentioned in the book-- little invisible dust particles) jumped from the man and into the woman's body to impregnate her!! I had no clue about the vaginal hole either!!

Taby

when i was about 5, i used to think that ladys gave birth to girls and men gave birth to boys. I know that sounds so stupid!!

zoe

Forget the stork; I believed that when a baby was about to be born, all the 'fetuses" were lined up on a cloud in heaven, each securely in a car seat. When the mom was about to give birth, God would get the signal and push the baby off of the cloud, and they would land in the mom's belly just in time to...'pop' out.

Cat

When I was five my older sister told me that our mom found her in a cabbage patch and I actully believed her. :)

Shannon the comedian

i used to believe that women give birth to girls & men give birth to boys...

SyL..

When I was a child my grandma got cancer in her breast, so she was supposed to go to a hospital spacialized in ginecology. My mother and I were at the hospital and I asked my mother exactly where was my grandma and she said she was in ginecology. I must have had 5 years old, so the word sounded totally strange, so I asked my mother what was that and she said - It's the place where mummies have babies- so, I understood my grannie was going to have a baby!!!

Ximena

Until my mom was in high school, she didn't know that babies were made by having sex. She knew that people had sex and people had babies, but didn't know one led to the other. She contributes this to having gone to a Catholic school through 8th grade, and she said the only video she saw about it in school was a boy and girl kissing on a date, and then the girl in the doctor's office after having thrown up in the toilet.

Kat

When sex was first explained to me, I thought that the man and woman would just fall asleep without any clothes on and hope they rolled into eachother while they were sleeping so they could have a baby.

Anon

I used to believe that the making of a baby was manufactured and given to you as a wedding present. Turns out i found out what it was when a perverted friend of mine said, "My daddy lay over the ocean, my daddy lay over the sea, my daddy lay over my mommy, that's how they they created me!"

Hunt