reproduction

I used to belive that a man would make the sperm like a toy and then the woman would sit ont the toilet and pump the sperm up her thing with a tube. I later belived that the family would stand outside and the mom would open her mouth up wide and the stork would drop the baby in her mouth!

anon

I used to think babies came from beer stores, and they rolled out on the rolly thing. I also used to think you grew up to be an animal, I always wanted to be a dog.

Nat

When I was little I used to believe that my daddy gave my mom a cookie that he made to look exactly like me. And then my mommy ate the cookie and I became a baby in her stomach. And then she pooped me out and I was born.

cookie

When I was a pre-teen my mother gave me the "talk" about the birds and the bees by reading to me a book by Dr. James Dobson, a minister. He explained that babies were made by a husband and a wife that cared very much for each other by lying down together in a bed, very close until they feel a tingling sensation. I believe that for such a long time...he was right about the beginning and then end, but he left out how fun it was to get from point A to point B! That is a book that I will never get my daughters!

Kerry E.

I thought that when a child was born they would b a boy if the penis stayed out or a girl if the penis wanted 2 stay back in. lol

rainbow

Here's another one. The only private question i ever asked my mother was that which we all at some point do "Where do babies come from?". If you can believe it, she told me they grew from a special tree and you had to go pick them at the hospital. Great stuff to be filling your kids head with, eh?

T. Castanet

When I was like 8 years old, I used to believe that babies were born when the egg from the father crawl in the midle of the night and meet up with the egg from the mother which will wait by the side of the bed.

Alpha

When he was 5, my daughter believed that a copule gets married and that's how they get baby #1. She was quite puzzled as to how more babies coupld happen. She asked me if they have to get married again to get baby #2.

angelgirl

I told my mom (I must of been around 7 because my brother was just a baby) that us girls have all the babies that they are going to have in our lives already inside of us. When we are ready to have a baby...somehow (this is the part I could not figure out) we would make them grow and the baby would be born.

Jeanette

When I was about 5, my mom told me that I was a pill that she'd swallowed and I grew in her belly and came out the belly button.

Grace

When I was young, I used to believe that, all babies lived in a "contry" before they were born. When I had a brother, I was sad because I thought that all his friends had to said good bye to him... And when I learnt how we babies are made, I was very very sad too and I was crying... Since this moment, I don't believe that anymore !

a person

when I was at 12 years old,i used to believe nipples are used for intercourse thru' which babies are born.

Ron

I was in fifth grade when I first heard of the human reproduction process: a friend ran into the classroom right after recess and yelled, "Hey! I know how babies are made! The man sticks his dick in the woman's --" and right then someone made a noise and I didn't hear what the last word was. For a long time I thought of where one might put the thing to make a baby but really couldn't think of a good answer. Still looking.

Adam Smith

When I was in 5th grade, about 10 years old, my best friend told me exactly how babies were made. I was in shock. I told her that she must be wrong, or there must be another way, because my mommy and daddy were christians and didn't do that sort of thing!! lolol

Julie

I used to believe that babies are poop. Each time you poop there goes a baby. Of course this was before sex ed.

Anon

I used to believe to have a baby you had to get married first.

Holly

I used to believe women gave birth through the anus

Kathy

my sis told me about sex when i was 8. I thought that u could have it only once and so i made monthly polls if its better that im at the top or the bottom

Pokoman

when i was a child,i didn't know how to be born.
I asked my parent that. They always said "We had
gotten you under the bridge".So I had known they aren't my parents after 3years.
!!! Language of my country is bridge and leg are same pronunciation.

Anon

When I was four my sister said that my parents found me under a rock on a rainy day ,and they heard a baby crying.She also said that if it wasn't for her telling my parents to get me they would have left me there.

oshjay