reproduction

When I was a child, nobody bothered to explain me about sex (parents thought it was school's obligation and viceversa). At school we only learned about the sperm and the egg, but never about HOW they got together! Therefore, I used to think they mixed up on the toilet. I would stare down there for a while and wonder how the future baby would get into the mother's womb afterwards...

Beth

When i was little my mom told me that God send a flying goose to bring me to her......so 4 the longest time i belived that and everytime my cousin will tell me that it came from my moms stomach i would cry...

Tabitha

When I was little I thought the way a baby got in you was that the guys thingy went into the girls belly button and that made her pregnant because he pushed her button. Needless to say I was scared when i started school and everyone tried to put their fingers in your belly button. I thought their thingy was their finger!!!!! And you could get pregnant.

WOO

I grew up on a farm, with cows. So at about the age of five I saw some of our cows being "hugged" by the bull in the herd. When i asked my parents why the bull was hugging the cows my parents straight out told me that the cows were having sex and that was how babies were made. Needless to say i soon came to realize how i had been made.

farm grown

When I was really little and didn't understand babies,I thought that you bought them at the hospital for free.When my mum went had a baby,I had a lot to learn...

What?I didn't hear you...

i used to believe that you fell from the sky to your moms lap when you were about to be born. im so weird.

ara

I use to believe that babies came out of a mothers butt. Thus, I thought African Americans came to be when the nurse refused to wash off the baby.

Anon

I used to believe that people got married and just wished for a baby. I dont even think anyone told me this, I just thought it up on my own.

Anon

When I was a kid I used to believe that when the mothers wanted to have a child she called the storks and they would bring the baby that they wanted.
Also, when I was a child I used to believe that at Christmas, Santa Claus brought gifts to good children

Israel Ruiz

When I was little I used to think a girl got pregnant by kissing another man.

Anon

Up until the age of 8 or 9, I used to believe that a women get pregnat by getting married. I thought it had something to do with cerimony. I thought that it was random that after you get married you may or may not get pregnant. Well I wanted to have a kid but by adopting because I hured it hurts (not knowing how a women really gets pregnant). Well I wanted to get married some day too. But after coming up with this theory in my head I questioned whether I wanted to or not because I hured that have a baby really hurts and I did not want to take that risk when I got married.

Shannon

My parents had a different answer than "the stork" when I asked, "Where do babies come from?" My mom told me mommies and daddies pray for babies and God gives them to the parents. I replied with, "I thought they came from your belly."

Sam

i used 2 think that people made babies just by kissing each other

bex

When I was little I thought I had everything figured out, including how babies were made. I thought that once two people were marrried that the priest who mrried them would hand them over a baby. I even tried this many times with no success, yet I still believed it. My teddy was my groom, the pig was the priest, and the rest of my stuffed animals were the audience. But I never did get my baby.

Ayame

I used to think that babies came from men and women merely sleeping in the same bed.

Anon

my dad used to tell me that him and and my mum got loads of glue and oter materials and built me and when they finished they said "wake up". I never belived him though

Anon

when i was young i wondered where kids and young animals came from so i asked Grandma and she sugared the pill by saying that they were created by a stork who used to deliver them to the mum and dad who they belonged to. so i belived that but then i brought a book called the facts of life when i was seven so then i knew the truth.

Eleanor

I grew up in a family with 11 kids and i was the oldest and also the only girl so when i was 5 and already had 3 other brothers with 1 more on the way i asked my mom why do i have so many brothers she said cause i was lucky so the next day i told my friend haha I'm lucker then you and we both belived that for about 5 more years

Anon

I used to belive that babies came from the sky and then the couple would have to wish upon a star and they would press their bellybuttons and it would come from the sky into their bellybuttonsand then out of their belly buttons and you'd have a babyy

rach

When I was little I thought when a man and woman had sex, the woman's boobs would fuse with the man's chest and the penis would fuse to the vagina. Then a baby would come out by unzipping the vagina.

Anon