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When i was a child i use to think, the kids come frome a flower because my father explain me that

Paula Díaz Ortigosa

I used to think that when you get married, God will automaticly put a baby in your stomach.But now i know that you have to go through a stage before having a baby.

Eugene

I used to think that Inside u there was already a baby

~Duckie~

when i was about 8 my dad for some reson or another told me that when i was born i was blue. I knew about sex and so on then and ignored him, but later i thought he meant that i turned blue because i couldnt breathe (i'm asthmatic)

PaRaNoId

I believed that you would be pregnant for 18 months.

Anon

When I was younger I used to beleive that to have a baby a woman had to wish for it and if she was lucky she would get pregnant and that at the birth it would pop out of her belly button

*unkown*

i used to believe that babies came from outer space when aliens dropped them off in your house.

AHHH MUTANT ALIEN BABIES!

When I was 5 I used to belive that a mother and a father prayed for a little boy or a ittle girl and the woman would get pregnat overnight and have the baby the next day! When i was about 5 (again) my mother said I came from her tummy and I said "Why'd ya eat me mommy?" after a long laughter she said "I didnt eat you honey!" I felt like a jerk! but when i said whyd you eat me in my mind i saw the big bad wolf eating someone lolololololololololol
-haha

laurlaur

When i was a child , i asked my mom how i came to the world . She said that she and my dad,was so much in love that i just arrived ! So i thought that when my mom and my dad was in love , it just said : POFF! And i was born!

A Cool Man

When a woman got pregnant, I knew about sperm and the egg joining but I wasn't sure how it got in the mom's tummy. So I just assume it just "magically" passed through her skin or something. I knew the mom and dad were naked in the bed or wherever but that's where my knowledge of it stopped. I know all things are possible with God but I guess some things are done the "old-fashioned way".

Tori-Anne

When i was young, I always thought people made babies by males peeing into the females mouth.

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somehow, i knew about the sperm and egg thing, but i used to think that a women would get the sperm from the man by kissing too much!

Anon

when i was younger i thought that babies came from the stomach

Anon

I used to think that if you kissed lots, then a baby popped out with clothes on (straight away)

Anon

lol i thought sperm was bigga than it is and came out in pee so when i waz about 10 id sit there havin a pee lookin 4 da sperm. I also was scared of peein on da toilet seat cos i thought it mite get mi mum pregnant.

patrick m

This isn't really a belief, or at least I only believed it for an hour or so, but I'm adding it anyway because mothers may appreciate it. In 8th grade sex ed, the teacher had one of those cross-section pictures, as if you sliced someone right down the middle, and this one was of a pregnant woman at full term. In this cross-section picture, the urethra and rectum appeared to be squashed completely flat, and the bladder was significantly flattened too. So at the end of class I went up to the teacher and asked, "everything isn't really flattened like that, is it? it just looks that way from the way the picture is made?" My teacher -- who had a couple of kids -- laughed and explained that no, everything really is squished like that and that she had to go to the bathroom like every half hour near the end of her pregnancy (an experience I know is shared by many moms). This did not exactly make me want to have kids.

Anon

when i was younger i thought when u had to have a baby all u would have to do is kiss, (guess not).

bob

When I was a child my mom had "the talk" with me. She showed me a book with diagrahms of the womans parts and the mans parts, and one of the pages had to frogs mating and she explained to me animals had sex to have babies too. Well, at the end of this covnersatin she asked if i had any questions and I replied with "doesnt it hurt when Daddy climbs on ure back like the froggies are doing?"

Becki

When I was younger, I used to think the penis was actually called a "buddy" and the vagina was actually called a "schnizzy". Thanks, mom. :)

Anon

I used yo beleive yhat babies came out of a machine.

Connor