reproduction

i knew about sex but i didnt think it had anything to do with babys, i wasnt around them so i didnt care

Anon

I used to think that a boy and girl could not have a baby if they were kids

cookie101

I u stuck something up ur vagina, u would have baby shaped like that thing. For ex: bead= bead shaped baby

Anon

when i was little i asked where do babys come from and she said they come from the stalk

anonimous

i used to think that when you had sex, you would stick your dick in a pussy and pee.

Anon

This guy called Mark asked where babies come from. He was told some stuff about semen.
He was confused, because apparantly, people give women mobile phones to have a baby! He was 1 rude toddler.

Darkwulf

My mom told me that a mad man used to give babies to moms and dads who were sad....hensforth when the idea of sex crossed my mind I nearly died thinking that a crazy pedophile looked after me before I was born

Sporque;;

I used to believe that when a man and a woman get marry, then God gives them a beautiful gift that is nothing but a child. I really used to believe like this until my friend said 'without sex, no child'. I love if my believe comes true in the next Universe, just married and a beatiful gift from God is received.

Albert Peter

When i was little i always thot if i kissed a boy i would have a baby

suzieQ

i used to believe that babies come from a lady's butt and a when a pregnant lady took a dump,a baby could pop out any time.

I also believed that girls had...well...YOU KNOW.


Also,there was this one guy who my mom dated named Gary.And I thought that Gary was just my mom's friend.When mom dumped Gary,i thought that he had to go fix the military planes.so later i found out that mom and G were dating.then i thought whoever got dumped had to fix planes


I also believed that my soul was a flat transparent glowing sky blue colour thing that sorta looked like the GameFreak™ logo.

eriko moondo.future WWE superstar

when i was little i thought that when you have sex, a man sticks his willy up the womans minge and when he pulls his dick out and the baby hangs from the end of the mans willy.

durtie jay bird

I thought that insertion automatically resulted in pregnancy, 100% of the time. I later refined this to believe that ejaculation while inserted resulted in pregnancy, 100% of the time.

R

When i was younger i used to think that i was a boy and then my mum sta me down and said to me that a baby was born out of the gooseberry bush and i wasn't until i started secondary school i realised!.......

Embarresed yr 9

I remember when I was little I was playing with some Barbie dolls. I had some little plastic babies and I thought they were awesome : ] - Until I was talking to my friend while we were playing, she said that the babies should have sex and at which moment she made them kiss. I thought that sex was kissing and so when her mum arrived to take her home I shouted out the door "Remember, the babies have sex!" My mum slammed the door and seemed angry, I burst into tears and ran upstairs. When I started to do sex ed at school, I was really interested.... Until I brought home something my friend had done about girls having wet dreams, my mum looked through my school bag and found it... Then she explained everything.
I've not been into a single sex ed lesson since.

Kissing and sex

I have masturbated ever since I was six years old. I have also been bi ever since then too, I liked penis's first so thats basically how it started. I didnt start liking girls until I was eight and my drunked father explained to me how sex worked. I masturbated alot UNTIL THEN becausehe told me that when you have sex, sperms go and "search" for the egg. and I didnt know that this only happened after puberty, so I remember being terrified to masturbat for fear that the little microscopic sperms would just crawl out, "search" everywhere around my house until they found a vagina (being my mothers of course), and then she's get pregnant. I still did it anyway though.

Jesus Hitler Christ, (the third)

I used to believe that babies were dropped off by storkes...

Rachel O'Donnell

i used to believe when i was younger i thought that 4 sex a stalk would cum and say if u would get a baby or not thats and it was at night coz fo jobs

mary ash

i was told it was the stork

yeah

My parents used to explain the act of reproduction as when the man combines his "seed" with the woman's "egg". My limited understanding of these terms lead me to the conclusion that a man could take just any old seed like a popcorn seed, mash it together with a chicken egg that a woman was holding, and presto, the woman becomes pregnant!

...Yes, I shame to admit that this was after I understood the concept of pregnancy.

I used to rationalize single mothers in my head by reasoning that the woman could just take her own popcorn seeds.

Jeremy

I used to belive that a Dirty Sanchez was a type of truck i dont know why but i just thought i was about 10 when i finally learned what it ment

Mr. Sanchez