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i thought that on boobs the nipples would shoot lasers and touch the guys wieners and make them big
Makaveli
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When I was little I heard someone talking about having a vasectomy and my mom explained that it was so a man couldn't father children any more. She didn't explain how it's done, so I thouht it meant that they cut the guy's penis off.
Kate
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I used to believe that if someone of the opposite sex saw your private parts, you would have to marry them. I made my parents install a lock on the bathroom door so my brother's friends wouldn't accidentally walk in while I was sitting on the toilet, because (I remember thinking of it this way) I wanted to keep my options open.
i used to believe that a pussy ,vagina ,and a coochie was diffrent things
chris
Because both boys and girls had a "PP", I thought girls had a PP like me. When I was in middle school a friend brought a Playboy to school. It was probably the second time I ever saw a female naked(the first time I thought the girl just had a really small PP). I was really surprised at the reallization that this wasn't true, and at the time I thought the vagina looked really disgusting. But wow did I feel like an idiot.
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Because P.P. was used to refer both boys and girls, I thought girls also had a PP like mine. I was probably under 10 when me and a female friend were in her room playing with toys, and somehow we got the idea to show each other our PP's. When I saw her's I said, "Wow you have a really small PP". Then she said "My big brother has a really small one to." Thinking back to what she said is hilarious.
Snozz
When I was young, I thought that the man sticks his penis higher than he actually does. I thought it went in where the clit was, afterall, that's the part of the woman that feels best when touched. I didn't understand that it gets touched no matter what. Well... women don't get the short end of the stick....
marissa
Funny story: When I was about 10, I went over to my aunt's house and my cousin and I started to watch music videos. These were the parody kind that make fun of singers or songs. A Britney Spears one came on where this pretty girl in a tight mini skirt and t-shirt was laying on a bed. There were lights leading up to her "landing site" as she was waving those airplane signal lights that landing traffikers use. She took a popular song and changed the lyrics into a song about airplanes. In school they taught us about girl and boy body parts... but they never really explained what they do with them. They also never explained that girls and guys really wanted to do it often either. Man, that was a rude awakening. Who wants to have a sex lesson by a mock Britney Spears when you're 10?
Marissa
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when i was little my older brother said if i didn't have sex before i was 20 my penis would shrivil up and turn inside out and i'd have a vagina
k
When I was 12 years old, everybody was talking about sex. I was picking up terms, but I got them confused. I had heard that 'cum' meant a white liquid that would come out of a boy's penis, but I confused erection and ejaculation. I had heard that some boys had erections in class and had read some magazines. Somehow, I thought that boys that had erections in class would have white liquid come out from there and it was like a boys' version of having a period.
I used to believe that if I slept on my tummy my boobs would never grow so I never slept on my tummy.
LoLo
i used to think that i was really a boy because i had my clitoris which i thought was a penis and also when i got horny then this liquid came out which i thought was sperm...also i didnt get boobs till really late so i thought i was really a boy, which scared me.
GoGoGoGoamoooooo
I used to believe that when babies where born they all had penises and if the parents wanted it to be a girl the would push the penis in and when the baby got older breasts grew because the penis took up to much room.
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I used to be Firmly Convinced that breasts were actually called 'Roses'. My mum spent ages trying to tell me it wasn't, but I still held onto my belief.
To tell the truth, it always used to annoy me that the word 'roses' had two different meanings.
Katrina
I used to believe that all babies (boys and girls) got circumsized. once i heard a classmate talking about babies being circumcised and he didn't specify whether it was boys or girls so i went home and asked my mom one day if i was circumcised. "She replied, only boys get circumsized junie." "hmm, didn't know that" I replied. well, now i know.
After being taken into the male changing rooms at the swimming pool when i was about 4, I became very curious about men. I believed that i din't have a penis because i was born a girl and would grow one when i was older, but when i became 30 it would be chopped off. I was very envious of boys because they got to keep it all they're lives.
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When i was in kindergarten my mom used to call my private area my "pudding". Well at school one day my teacher told us we were going to make chocolate pudding as an activity. I convinced my mom too let me skip school that day.
Angel
I used to think that the bladder was inside or part of the testicle sac.
Thanatos
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When I was young, my family and I were watching a game show when the announcer said that the next contestant was a woman from Regina (Saskatchewan, Canada). I was totally shocked, and told my family "How Rude! They don't need to tell everyone that she's from a Regina! Everyone is from a Regina!"
To this day, I still laugh when I meet people from that particular city.
Pie
I was homeschooled until I was 16, so I was kind of sheltered. Anyway, I used to think that when you were born, your parents decided what sex you would be and if you were a boy, they would cut the umbilical cord off really long and if you were a girl, they would take the whole thing off. My entire knowledge of male anatomy came from seeing my little brother naked when he was a baby before his testicles descended, so I didn't know about testicles. Anyway, when I got older and started exploring myself a bit, I found my clitoris and I thought I was growing a penis! I was so scared for a long time!
Abby
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