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I used to belive (im a boy) that girls had penises(cant spell)too my parents just said they were boy parts and girl parts.

MR.RonG

I used to think that I would grow a penis 9from my clitoris)when I hit puberty and thats what happened when you got a period, becasue there would be a lot of blood and once a month your penis would grow a bit more and cause you to bleed. So, I had some major penis envy. Well, thats nothing, my neighbor (a boy) wanted a vagina so he'd tuck it between his legs when I came over. I thought it was weird and eventualy grew to hate him. The weird part? This kid seems to be fairly normal today. Imagine that.

No penis yet!

When I was very young, I used to believe that women's breasts stood out because they had bones in the middle of them.

Anon

A few years ago well when i was little like 3 or something anyway.. i used to have to take baths with myolder brother and one night we were in there and i started crying my mom ran in wondering what was rong and i said "it's a snake" all my mom did was look at me and laugh

i'd rather not put my name

when i was like 8 or 9 my bestfriend told that if u pulled on my boobs under hot water in the shower that they would grow bigger than my moms. my mom is small chested so i didnt want to be like her. now i look back and see how dumb i was.

me

I never knew that girls had 3 holes till feb 2006 when i was watching discovery health birth shows.......im a 13 yr old girl

havent had my period

when i was 5 ,i thought penis' were shaped like an elephants trunk,so i was really scared of sex.

Kelly

I used to think that when I got an erection my penis had filled up with urine and I had to go to the washroom

Anon

When my mom was a child durring the early years of puberty she and some of her friends thought that they could could get bigger boobs by pumping their arms in the air like a cheerleader would with pompoms. They even came up with a cheer to say while doing it. "We Must, We Must, We Must Have Bust!!!"

The Son

When I was really little I used to think girls had a little penis and it would grow into a normal one.

I also thought my dad's penis was a wart,

Pixeh

I use to believe that a boys willies only got erect when they want sex.

Nancy

until i turned 12, i thought girls only had two holes, one for peeing and one for pooping. I knew that the girls private part was called a vagina and I thought thats where pee came out.

Ellie

My daughter Chelsie and I were taking a shower when she was 4, she asked me what that was and I said " The dead tree branch!" Then she asked me what momma had and I told her which led to this 3 years later. As we were watching a TV show on the female anatomy they were showing each part of the womens reproductions organs, she would ask "whats that?" I would say "filopian tubes" Chelsie "whats that?" Pat "eggs" etc. etc. etc. then it got to the extremities of the womes body and Chelsie asked "Whats that?" again I said this was the "womens vagina" she was quiet for a second then turned to me and yelled "nut-uh, dad you told me that was thg big black hole!" Needless to say my wife was pissed. Who'd think she woulda remembered something 3 years later.

pat

When I was in high school, this saying was going around:

Life is like a prick
when it is soft you can't beat it
when it is hard you get screwed.

I didn't get it. I had only seen my boyfriend's penis when it was hard (erect) right before we had sex. I didn't know what soft was, or that beat meant masturbate.

I never let on though, I was too embarassed.

me

I thought that breasts would get bigger by blowing air through the nipple

Con Fused

I use to believe that a boy could make his willy go hard when ever he wanted.

Nancy

I use to believe and did until my late teens that a boy's willy had bones in it, like the bones in a backbone.

Nancy