rude bits

When i was a kid,i used to believe that girls also have penis like guys

Marjan Wasti

I embarrassed myself at school one day when one of the boys boldly announced "girls have two bums, a back bum and a front bum" to which i replied "Its not a bum its my mary".

Anon

I used to believe that only men had hair anywhere on their body (besides their head). I still remember my confusion the first time I saw a picture of a naked lady in a girlie magazine when I was eight or nine. I thought her bush looked like something a man should have!

Anon

When I was young I once saw my baby sister bathe and asked my mom why didnt she too have big breasts like mom. Mom told me she was a baby and her breasts had not grown yet. Being a boy I didnt bother to ask mom why I didnt have them because I knew only girls had the breasts.
SO one day while mom was changing her nappy I was really amamzed to find out that her uriniary organ had not grown too, comparing it to mine she didnt have one. And so very innocently I told mom, look her Pee has not grown too, I know why , because she is young.

Sanjay

I was told last week that as a 2 or 3 year old, i was in the bath, and my dad was in the shower.when my dad got out of the shower, i saw him with no clothes on and asked "oh my god dad! how old will i be when i grow a tail?????!?!"

jessie random

my daughter aged 5 tells peaple that she will never get married as she doesnt want any boobies,, she thinks you only get them when you marry,,,she's in for a shock,,,

dorset

I had no knowledge of penises, so when my aunt gave my baby cousin a bath, I thought he was sitting on a toy.

Cindy

I used to think that pads were for women who wet their pants and that women used bras because sometimes their breasts would leak milk. It never really made sense...

Anon

I used to think I had bones in my penis and that was why it got big, and when it went down I was scared because I thought my penis was broken...

Brenden

I was told by an elementary school classmate that boys/men have FOUR testicles. I believed that well into becoming Sexually active... I was always looking for the other 2!

Jen D

I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.

never eating hot dogs again

I thought if I ate a hotdog I would grow a penis, I ate them, but I never grew one thankfully! I was probably about 6 or so.

rosalyn

when i was a child i belived that my sister (2 yrs younger) was born a boy and that as a result of touching her 'member' it had fallen off

Anon

one time i walked in on my dad peeing and i thought that male/female anatomy worked like a hotdog and bun, and would say boys have the hotdogs girls have the bun!

nk

When my sister was around 4, someone read her that Dr Seuss book about the things that go through a machine and the stars go onto their tummies. Somehow, she inferred that if she wanted to change into a boy, all we would have to do was put her through a machine, and she would come out the other end with a penis. I fully believe that this was because my aunt used to refer to a vagina as a womans "special star".

Anon