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I babysit this little boy (about 5)and he was looking at my chest one day. After staring for a few awkward moments, he said, "What are those cushions on your chest?" "Well they're things only girls get." "You mean I'll never get them...." He then looked very dissappointed. "I want them, becuase I fall a lot, and they would make it hurt less. Accept I would DEFINETELY want mine to be bigger than yours." I tried acceptionally hard not to laugh.
babysitting moments
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I used to believe that my testicles were my kidneys. Made sense, right near where one pees from. Took me till fifth grade to sort it out.
Ballin'
I used to think that if a women had a large chest she had babies inside them.
Emily
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When I was a kid and I asked my mom how you can tell boy and girl babies apart, she told me that "boy's insides were on their outsides". I took it literally to mean that boys had all their guts hanging out of them.
i thought that a guys penis was his umbilical cord and circumsision was when a doctor cut off the "umbilical cord"!
Cassandra
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i used to beileve that if you bruzed your bits they would die so i was always carefull when i was little
beth-star
When I was about 9 I started growing breasts. However, after just watching a special on The Discovery Channel about breast cancer, I was frightened that the lumps on my chest were, in fact, cancerous. I was so frightened. Eventually, I told my parents about it and my dad just laughed and said "What do you mean, you don't even have any breasts to get cancer in!"
Melly
I was watching 50 first dates at my friends house and at one part a guy jumped into the water and said something like Oh I lost my nuts! Or something to that effect. Anyways right after that my she (who is 15) said can they really come off like that?? None of us could stop laughing.
I used to believe that if I pulled my foreskin back far enough the end of my penis would fall off.
Strange I know
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No kidding: My sophomore year in high school, I was having lunch with my friends and someone mentioned a herpes commercial. We were all laughing and talking about how much it must hurt to pee if you have herpes (open sores...blah blah blah) when my friend Mark said, "Yeah and have sex and poop too." We all turned to eachother with confused looks on our faces as he explained to us that girls peed out of their butt and there is really only ONE hole down there! He was sixteen!
Mark Romanosky is a Douche
I used to think that my penis got big because i did something bad, and that everyone could see it and they stared at me.
I am Vash The Stampede
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i remember when i was about 4, i was taking a bath with my 2 yr. old sister, and my sister grabbed my "weinie". i said to her, don't touch mine, you'll grow one later. My mom corrected me, but i still didn't get it.
nick
couple of things to share that fit well under this category:
1) when i was younger, my mom would refer to female genitalia as the "booty". years later in sex ed, i learned the proper name for it.
2) a few years back when i was a preteen, i thought that my pubic mound was a penis. i was (and still am) a big gal, so my mound was(is) pretty big. i later found out that this was my pubic mound, and that i am all female :)
v@g1na confusion
When I was in about 3rd grade, a few of the older kids (5th graders) had a porno mag. Yes, at school. Regardless, they told me that girls had balls too! But they were hidden away inside.
They also showed me a tub of some white stuff and said it was cum....im pretty sure it was hair jel.
The Teej
...when my baby brother was born, i tried to figure out the anatomy side of things. Of course, i thought that my sisters and I were all born as boys, and that when you grow up, your 'tail' falls off, and you become a girl!
Hunterthelion
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When I was little, my parents decided that I was too young to know the actual words, so instead told me that "the private parts" names were tinkerbell (girl) and tinkerbob (boy). Then, when people would talk about Peter Pan at school (having never seen the movie) I thought that Peter Pan was a movie about peeing. I worried about what "Captain Hook" was until I found out what Peter Pan was really about.
Maggie
when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again
ann
i used to believe that the bits in your vagina where a growing penis, i wondered why my brother had got his so early......
anonymous
When I was a kid I thought there was a hole in my clit and that's where the penis would go! I used to worry about how painful it would be...
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when i was 10 someone told me that having sex with a man causes a girl's breasts to grow. but it didn't work. my belly became big before my breasts really started to grow.
li'lmom
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