rude bits

When I was younger, maybe 4 or 5, this girl my aunt babysat was my best friend. We were together everyday. Well, one day we were playing in my room, and she said, you know what that thing between your legs is? My mom said it was a "bagina". I felt so smart! Later that day I went up to my aunt and said, I have a bagina!! and she said that it's called a "susie". Up until I was about 10 or 11 I called it a susie! I finally learned though!

Simone

I used to think that semen were sea-men. So when I heard semen came out of peoples penis's that sea-men came out into the world to marry Mermaids. How wrong I was!

fredrick

When I first started getting pubic hair I wanted it to grow faster so I put shampoo that said it would help hair grow on it. I also thought only girls had hair on there privates.

Me

i always thought that a man had hair on his penis, it wasnt til i was about 12 that i figured out that it was only at the base of the penis....

crazy

I am a freshman in college. i never really learned much about female physiology. up until i was a senior in high school i believed that females had two vaginal cavities. one for menstruation and one for everything else. this was because of a comment my biology techer made during class when i was a sophomore. she said she thought it was wierd that men had only one tube for both peeing and insemenating. I just assumed that it was wierd to her because females had two. needless to say, i was pretty embarassed when I found out otherwise from one of my younger (more experienced) friends.

anon

When I was very young, I apparently had a dream where my mom told me that penises were called "uddies" - some sort of bizarre diminutive form of "udder". It made sense to me at the time. I mean, I was pretty familiar with cows, living in Wisconsin as I did, and a penis seemed pretty similar to a cow's teat to ME. Pink, squirts liquid... I believed this for AGES because, well, it made a twisted sort of sense.

Then my mom found out and laughed at me, and insisted that I must have dreamed her telling me. I was really mad at her for a while, because I was SURE she had told me that.

Marissa

when i was in about 5th grade, i had a friend who was so naive about sex that she thought a blow job was somthing you could do with your hair and a blow dryer

Anon

when i was in about 1st or 2nd grade,my best friend had told me that little boy's wee-wee's would stand up if they had to go pee. it was in about 7th grade when that thought surfaced again and i realized that boy's wee-wee's dont stand up when they have to pee...

anastacia beeverhousen

i remember my friends last name was 'testicle' (lol i no!!!) an i thought it meant tentacle so once my brother said 'Do you know what a tessticle is???' and i said, 'Yes, octopuses hav eight.'

sum1..................

I thought family jewels were heirloom rings.

Care Bear

I used to believe that if you pulled your foreskin back too far then the purple tip of the penis would fall out. This was when i was abuot 9, me and a friend would be in the loos and see how far back we could pull our foreskins without the helmet falling off.

Deano

I use to belive that viginas where called barneys cause thats what my mom called them when she was young so she told me that they where called that, I got really confused when the show barney came out and i didnt learn that they where called viginas till i was about 10 :o

annomous

one day while in the car I picked up my mothers redbook magazine and started reading some article about sex.Well I got to this part that started talking about testicles. When i asked my mom what they were she just frowned and grabbed the mag away....I never learned what they were until about a year later

melissa