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when i was younger i saw my dad in the shower, and my penis was quite insignificate campared to his. so for the next few months i tried stretching it by wrapping it around my thumb and holding on anything i could find and walking backwards.
"little" varney
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When I asked my mom what a vagina was (which I pronounced "bagina" for some reason), she didn't really want to tell me so she said it was "a woman's butt". Not only did I believe her, but I thought it must not be any more offensive a word than "butt" which almost got me into trouble a few times (almost).
I also thought that women didn't have pubic hair and that they peed from the vagina, which I also thought was why they couldn't do it standing up...because it would be too wide a stream to aim it into the toilet.
Jonathan Franz
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I used to believe that each mans penis had a different shape. I was really hoping the man I would marry didn't have a triangular one.
...scared
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When I was little (about 5) my sister (16 at the time) was talking to her friends about "cocks". Curious because that was a new word to me I asked her what it was. She said it was a different work for poop. So you can imagine the look on my moms face the next day when my mom asked me how my day at school was and I replied: "It was okay, except for when I went to the bathroom and somebody left a huge smelly cock in the toilet!"
Nicole
i first had sex when i was 16 and this guy that i was with thought that girls only had two holes, one to pee and one to poop out of.very misinformed guy at age 17 but hey.so when we first had sex and he found out that girls didnt pee out of the same hole that his penis went into he freaked out becuase he thought girls were deformed or sumthing, i dont kno exactly what he thought but it was funny as hell. for the longest time my friends and i ragged on him about that, telling him that we actually had 5 or 6 holes but they were just "hidden'....hahahaha
misskitty
Before this year when my school had a special program for kids in Year 6, I thought the urethra and the vagina were the same thing in women and were both called the vagina...... Go figure.
Ure-what?
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When I was younger, I though a vasectomy meant the doctor cut off a man's penis! I was horrified when my dad said he was going to get a vasectomy. I said, "Won't you miss it?"
Anonymous
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when i was 10 i used to think that my vagina was a hole for putting you hand in to pull out babbies but then i tried it and it hurt
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i use to believe guys could have a random # of balls but the maximum was 4
bookie
When i was really little i used to call a vagina a fachina! i said that one time and my 14 year old brother was there. he wouldn't stop teasing me about for years!
Bridget
Steve, you don't have to feel bad about your misconception of where the semen seeped out. I used to think it seeped through the scrotum! Furthermore, I thought that because of that, a condom was worn around the scrotum!
Struggling back then
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ever since my brother was small, my dad graciously dubbed his uh-oh spot, his bobo. he grew up with that word and my sister and i were so used to hearing it, we got used to that name too. well, we lived in panama for a while and in spanish, bobo means silly. my dad, my brother, and i were in the elevator one day and this lady got in after my brother had accidentally pushed the wrong button. when we told her she said to him, "you bobo!" the look on my brother's face was priceless. he couldn't believe that she called him that! my dad and i almost died from holding in our laughter and the lady was laughing too because she thought she made a funny joke!
woops!
When i was little, i knew what a penis was but i didn't know that guys had balls. And when i had the talk about it at school, the teacher drew a diagram and i thought that the guy had 3 penises
i used to believe that girls had penis' too and the reason they spent more time in the bathroom was they had to put somthing in it to make the penis stay in
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I don't know why or where I got this from, but when I was little, I referred to my vagina as my "goose".
StrangeLilGrrl
I used to believe that, at birth, your parents had to use guesswork as to whether you were a boy or a girl. I even went as far as to write it down! I wondered why everyone in my Dad's office was laughing at me when I showed them the book that I had written...
Alice
For some reason I used to believe that semen seeped out from the ridge around the "head" of your penis. I was about thirteen when I dramatically discovered otherwise!
steve
I used to beleive that boobs were filled with candy and well the other thing on guys was a tail
Morgyn Lincoln
My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.
Honey
Someone at school told me "lust" was the white stuff that came out of the guys penis!
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