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I used to think that only women had pubic hair...i don't know why! i found out in fifth grade that men do too. maybe it was because i only saw my mom naked growing up, our dad always hid from us then. the only nude males i saw were my friends that were boys when we played the "i'll show you mine" game.
silly lil' girl
I was over at my friends house watching x-men. I was sitting next to my friends little brother ( he was about 3 or 4) we were watching the part were they show that lady covered in blue that can shape into forms then he looked at me and said " sa'uh, where's her weeny?" I said " she doesn't have a weeny" and he responed " Yeah, my mommy doesn't have a weeny either, BUT I DO!".
Sarah
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When I was a kid, I believed that babies were born a sexually, and the parents chose the sex of the child by choosing to cut the umbilical cord in either short for a girl or long for a boy! oh dear!
Cara
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In 8th grade health class, we were learning about the whole "female cycle" and this guy Tyler was like "OH MY GOSH!!!" Everyone stared at him and asked if he was okay. He just stared at the girls in our class and said "You have more than one hole? That's so wierd!!!"
Idaho City Girl
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when i was younger i walked in on my brother weeing and after i saw u know what i ran to my room and cried because i didnt have one
casey
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For the longest time, I thought boys had "penuts" and girls had "bagina's. I was shocked when I heard Mr. Knack use the word "penuts" on Eureka's Castle.
Kat
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i used to belive that a boner came from skeletons.
Bilunjan
i thought your vagina sealed up when you got older - it looked like it was all one thing when it was covered in hair rather than in two bits when i was a kid
daisy
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I used to think there were two separate entrances to the vagina, a front one for "missionary" congress and a back one for a "rear entry". Despite some perfectly good sex education and being no stranger to the occasional soft-porn mag, I held this belief right up to the age of 15, when my best friend rang me up to explain the true situation having just reached a "breakthrough" with his long-term girlfriend that afternoon. Then again, he appeared to have been labouring under a similar misapprehension himself: "It's not at the front," he said excitedly. "It's underneath!"
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i once thought that i pissed my balls out, because there were these round things in the toilet. i think my older brother encouraged me to believe this.
dave
I thought "bisexual" meant hermaphrodite.
Madeline
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when i was little i thought that girls had a penis and when they were born they would chop it off and thats how they got they made hot dogs
ron
I used to beleve that when I would let go of my wee-wee someone would come by and snach it off,so I helled on to it evey where i when.
lance roth
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when i was little, my mom always called my penis, my "pegus" because that is what my older brother called it when he was 2, and she thought it was funny. So she always called it that and i thought that is what it was called until i was like 8. one kid said penis, and i said "its not penis stupid, its pegus!"
Peguskid
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i used to think that if i ate a lot of cheese puffs that my breast would grow larger.. i think i got this from a punky brewster episode i saw as a kid.. so i asked my mom to go buy cheese puffs right away but i never told her why i wanted them.
heather
I have a really close friend that believed up until her early teens that you had sex through your urithra and peed through your vagina.When I confronted her about this she said,"Read the books if you don't believe me!"The reason she believed that is because she couldn't read the diagram correctly,and got the two holes backwards.
A.L.G.C.
when i was little(about4 or 5) and mom took me to the doctor the doctor noticed my penis looked red and infected she told mom i needed to wash myself. so mom tells me as we r goin into the house if i didn't wash my penis it would fall off i was h mortified i ran upstair and began vigorously washing my penis i did this twice a day for 3 years
i hate my parents
I used to think a penis was like a bear paw.......I dont know why
ppppppppppppppppp
I used to believe that when i grew breasts (im a girl) and i fell down i whould might pop them and tur into a guy
Refreta
lol this is sooo embarassing, when i was younger i used to belive that guys(DOWNTHERE) was a bunch of litte balls all toagther on a string..lol then i guess my friends sister cleared us up!!!
im-not-telling
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