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I USED TO BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU GOT OLDER, SINCE IT WAS HARDER FOR YOU TO DO THINGS, YOUR PRIVATE PARTS HAD TO BECOME MORE EASILY ACCESIBLE. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD A FOLD OF SKIN ON HER NECK AND I THOUGHT THAT SINCE IT RESEMBLED A VAGINA....THAT WAS HOW SHE PEED.
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When i was in Kindergarten, i accidentally walked into the boys bathroom while a boy was peeing. I screamed out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and i took his hand and led him into a stall, saying you're not supposed to pee on the wall.
I then asked my mom why he did this, and she lauged, and said he had different "Privates" than me.
I didn't know what she meant by different when my friend bryan pulled down his pants to show me o_O
i used to believe that women had just one all-purpose "hole".
How was I supposed to know? They sat down to pee!
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i used to take showers with my dad when i was like 3 and i always got scared cuz i thot his dick was a snake
i used thnk that girls and guys were alike.....and i never understood why i had 2 keep my top on in the pool and my brother didn't! i was like 7 at the time!
When I was little and still had no breasts yet (I'm a girl), I had no idea what the those nubs (the nipples) were for. I kept trying to either rip or scratch them off, but I wasn't able to no matter how much I tried. When I started growing breasts, I freaked out for a bit and tried even more to scratch my nipples AND breasts off. To understand my panic back then, I had really wanted to be a guy badly back then and I hadn't been told about the whole reproductive stuff yet.
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i used to believe thta my vagina was a mouth and i remember as a child trying to feed it potato chips and stuff... it never would eat it.
When I was little my older brother was talking about how he saw a persons penis.I didn't know what i was, so when i was older i looked it up in the dictury and it said somthing that I thought was really wrong.then I said it to my older brother and he said it was wrong.Then he told me.I was very surpried at that!
This is about my little cousin who is now 10 years old. When he was about 5 years old (and his mum told us this), he was being very naughty so his mother got angry and said "Don't be so big headed!/have a big head" (and other stuff I suppose!) And my cousin got really upset and sat in the corner and then told his mum "And you've got a big willy!!"
Poor kid, he thought the opposite of head was a willy. And he thought mama had a willy too :)
i always thought that girls grew apenis when the went older. i never understud why there was nothing there untill i was 7
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In the third grade, when I looked at a book about the human body and saw female pubic hair, I thought that the hair was what would eventually be part of the woman's baby's head when she got pregnant.
for some reason i thought masterbating took ten min. no more no less. i have no idea why i thought this but i think its pretty wierd now.
up intill 12 i thought only boys could masterbate(im a girl) even after i found out i didnt know how to. it took two years for me to find out
I used to believe that everyone was born with a willy, until i got older it dissapeared and my mum told me the truth about willys.
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when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it
i used to think that if girls were "flat" when they grew up...they would turn into a guy
I used to think female breasts weren't considered privates and when I told they were I thought that male breasts should be privates than too and didn't understand why they weren't.
i used to beleve that every one had a penis
Don't laugh, folks, but when I was real, real little, i saw a little boy in my kiddie-camp group with his pants down and noticed his body looked different from mine "down there." Well, I thought HE HAD A DISEASE that made him look that way. I saw my baby cousin being diapered and saw he looked the same as my campmate, and I thought he too had "caught the disease." I learned the truth when I was about 6.
when I was younger I used to share a bath with my brother. So natrually I noticed his penis. One day I was sitting on the toilet and I called to my Mum "Mummy I still haved got a willy". (Bearing in mind I am a girl)
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