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top belief!
When I was really little, I used to take baths with my brother. Well, my mom had taken some pictures of us in the tub together. One day, my friend came over and saw the picture, and asked who that was with me. I replied, "thats my brother, he has a tail, but it grows in the front...!"
True_Hippy
I'm a woman. When I was a child I thought the third hole was my bodies ventilation system. I was wrong of cores…
Susan
I read a book once that you can do boob excersizes to increase your boob size... so every day i would pump my arms back and fourth and flex my boob muscles- i did this for a few weeks until i realized it didnt work...
Abigail
Whenever i went to a health club when i was little i thought that other men's penis would shot me with a laser and that would make me die.
top belief!
when I was three I thought both that there was no such thing as a penis. I was also in that boys have koodies stage so when I saw my dad naked I thought he had fungus and his penis was a mushroom
shelby
I used to think that pee came out my clit and I thought that your vagina appeared once you were old enough to have kids.
If I told you I would have to kill you
top belief!
When I was really little, one of my parents' friends told me that when I was 16 my penis falls off. I was shocked, of course, and he said it was ok, they grow back. I didn't find out he was lying til I was about 8.
top belief!
when i was about 6 my sister was just growing boobs and i remeber going into the bathroom well she was changing and going "WHY DO U HAVE PYRAMIDS ON YOUR CHEST!" she used to get rly upset
i didn't understand untill i grew my own!
B
I used to think that your cuticlas were called testicles
top belief!
when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
JW
top belief!
All of the girls in my family were told that we had to keep our chests warm so breasts would grow.
I don't know where it came from, but I kept them warm and have larger ones while my sister did not and is flat chested.
Katharine
top belief!
when i was very young and i had no idea what a penis looked like exactly i thought that it was very long and resembled the snuf-o-la-po-gaus (okay i KNOW that's not spelled right but sound it out and you'll know who/what I'm talking about--think sesame street characters) nose. I thought that they just rolled their penis right on up and kept it in their underwear.
Incognito
top belief!
One time the class was talking about squids, and on being asked what a squid's "legs" were called, my friend said "Testicles! No wait, squids have too many. You'd be deformed if you had more than one!"
Friend of the idiot
i used to think that a lads penis was there because they're breast had grown wrong.
godiwasstupid!
when i was little my mom used to always refer to my vagina as my personel it was funny cuz every time i would see a sign on a door saying personel i would think that dat was a really bad room!
naive
top belief!
My mom taught me to call my vagina a "kitty." Well, she always told me to wash it well in the bath. For some reason one day after I got out of the bath, I told my brothers that I had washed my kitty. Why, I have no idea. They gave me the strangest looks. Still to this day I don't know if they knew what I was talking about or not... I hope not...
I washed it!!
i used to think that women hit themselves on the chest twice, so there were two swells, and men did the same on the lower area.
bob and bobbette
I was babysitting a boy for the first time when I was about 11. I knew about the differences between boys and girls, so I thought I was really smart. Well, the newly potty trained little boy had to go pee. So, we went to the bathroom and he pulled his pants down and did it. I thought everything was cool until he asked for help pulling up his pants. I tried so hard to get his pants up but I was having trouble. I thought that if I pulled up his underware and pants I would break his little penis. I kept trying and trying and finally I got them up but I thought I had squished it in there and that I'd get in trouble when his parents came to pick him up.
Lightbeam1
When I was about 3 or 4 I thought that if I drew a long long swirley line on a paper, I would grow a penis...So I would sit and draw a swirley line and then go to the bathroom and look and see if I had a penis yet....funny thing, I never grew one!
I'm a girl....
When i was little and saw myself 'down there' for the first time, i thought that my clitoris (of course i had no idea what it was) was a penis beenings as we should all have penis' cus the boys had one
GM
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