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top belief!
I was the oldest of four, and my brother came after me. By the time my little sister came along, we had noticed things like the differences between boys and girls. We were convinced that we had been born as girls, and that our penises had "popped out" as we grew older. Our poor sister waited patiently for almost two years for her's to materialize. I think she's caught on by now.
spanky853
I used to beleive that a vagina was a garden hose type thing, that would form around your penis when you had an erection!
weird dreamer
I used to believed that loose skin was what the name on your dick was called and foreskin was the loose bit of skin on the animal part of the neck where you could hold up!
A.K
I dont know why but i used to believe that a clitoris was a thing on a man's dick. Must have got it mixed up with the scrotum or something ;)
A.K
when I was little my mom always told me that my vagina was called a dimmy and to this day my parents and grandparents say dimmy
anon
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I used to think that you got an erection because you were embarressed. I know why I thought that. In a book called 'The facts of life', there was a subtitle 'Embarressing Erections'. from this subtitle I concluded that you got an erection because you were embarressed. I must have been about 7-9..
Captain Doormat
I used to think that if your penis was circumcised, ALL of the skin was removed, so your penis was all the colour of the head.
Captain Doormat
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I used to believe when I was small, that I was horribly disfigured bcos I didn't have a penis. I pictured horrible accidents, my favourite being that I had been in the tub and it got caught in the drain and ripped off. I would go around asking everyone if they had a penis, and this one time I asked my grandmother if she had a penis, and she prentended like she didn't hear me and said "What? I don't have any peanuts!"
Liser
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When I was 9 years old, my friends and I had a mystery.
We knew that boys and girls looked different ‘up front, down there’, so that’s why we had to keep that part covered.
We knew that women’s breasts were different from a men’s chests, so that’s why women had to keep that part covered.
But what about butts? From what we knew, and boy’s butt looked just like a girls butt. So why hide it? So one Saturday we decided to study the issue. There were about 6 girls and 8 boys. We spent all afternoon looking at each others rear end. (of course, there was a lot of looking at other things too.)
I don’t think we ever did decide anything, but it was a hell of a lot of fun!
Tom
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I used to believe that only men had pubic hair. I think I got his crazy idea as a kid by seeing pornographic magazines where all the woman had shaved and the men were natural
the hairless wonder
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My mom used to tell me that if I didn't clean my penis region it would fall off and I would become a girl, I scrubbed the hell out of it and I soon had another question for her.
top belief!
One time my cousin had an erection when he was little and he didnt like it so he tried to tape it down with stickers
cousin of sticker-boy
My paternal grandmother told me since I was a child that if I could kiss my elbow I could change sex. I was world's biggest tomboy, so I probably spent a good week of my life trying to kiss my elbow out of frustration. When things get out of hand here, sometimes I still try, just to make myself laugh.
SkullGrrl
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We used to beleive that the testicles were wee bags - the larger they were, the more you needed to go...
Mudspanker
One day after I had taken a bath my baby brother when I was 3, I thought that my fingers were all wrinkly, because during our time in the tub, I had accidently touched one of his testicals therefore it explained why my fingers were the way they were when I got out of the bathtub!
Wrinkled Fingers
I used to believe that my clitoris was where I peed from. I had taken a mirror to look, and it seemed to be in the right place. I just couldn't understand why it felt so good to rub there!
For the longest time, until I was in my middle teens, in fact, I believed I did not have a clit. I looked up diagrams and stared at them, but I thought they were either wrong or I was just missing it - I thought that little bump of skin was where the pee came out.
Stubborn
I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.
Amanda
when i got my first boner i was wondering what happened to my regular penis so i got really scared and started running around the house screaming that something came at night and pulled it till it was big... i was scared to go to sleep that day.
Milan
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When I was little, I didn't realise I had a vagina and always thought that when having sex, the clitoris went into the hole in the mans willie!
Susan Barrie
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